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Wonderfalls

Doyce has been waxing lyrical over Wonderfalls. Watching the ep tonight … … well, it’s funny, disturbing, disturbingly funny, and funnily … er, disturbing. And, y’know, offbeat, and all that….

Doyce has been waxing lyrical over Wonderfalls. Watching the ep tonight …

… well, it’s funny, disturbing, disturbingly funny, and funnily … er, disturbing.

And, y’know, offbeat, and all that. And … the whole thing about Fate remains … disturbing. But funny. With flamigos and roosters.

And two sets of lines that stood out:

“I’m just a Christmas and Easter kind of Jew.”

and

“Is this going to be an issue?”
“No, not an issue! This is a full subscription!”

Definitely thinking of maybe sort of watching this more again.

For as long as it lasts. After all — this is another series that Doyce likes. So it’s doomed, doomed I tell you.

Still …

Let me tell you a story …

The Nobilis Lexicon of the Lost 500 Years is pretty much wrapped up. I had a fabulous time making various contributions as the amazing Augustine “A.C.” Casey, Chronicler of Marvels…

The Nobilis Lexicon of the Lost 500 Years is pretty much wrapped up. I had a fabulous time making various contributions as the amazing Augustine “A.C.” Casey, Chronicler of Marvels and authorized teller of the tales of tough-as-nails Jim Dunsmuir. Victorian aetherships, fairy armies, and vortex blasters — who could ask for anything more?

The whole Lexicon concept is a great idea for setting up game worlds (particularly ones that the folks know something about). I keep trying to think of other applications for it … (At the very least, I seriously need to keep dabbling with Wiki.)

Toothsome

Off to the dentist, now, jiggedy-jig … Bottom line, all’s well in tooth-land. Just my semi-annual cleaning and reaffirmation of What Good Teeth I Have. Which I am not complaining…

Off to the dentist, now, jiggedy-jig …

Bottom line, all’s well in tooth-land. Just my semi-annual cleaning and reaffirmation of What Good Teeth I Have. Which I am not complaining about let me assure you. I’ve had three cavities, and they all hit me in one year as a little kid, and since then my teeth have been sound (if requiring braces, requiring removal for wisdomy nature, and being stained by a youth full of tetracycline).

It’s amazing how dental tech and practice continue to advance. On the tech side, you have things like fully-digital X-rays and orange-cream tooth polish. On the practice side, everything these days is disposable, swathed in plastic, and/or otherwise shielded from spattering of body fluids. I remember back when the dentist didn’t wear a face mask, eye shields, and was, in fact, the dude that cleaned your teeth. And when you were done, you spit in the little swirling rinse bowl …

The one thing that hasn’t changed is that we let folks with stainless steel pointy things poke and scrape and probe and gouge their way around our mouths, fergoshakes. Where the hell are the little plaque-removing nanobots, I ask you?

BONUS HUMOROUS OBSERVATION! When you are looking at a little ad at the dentist’s office counter that is waxing eloquent about the wonders of teeth whitening treatments, and it wraps up with a fabulous Save $100! offer, it probably means it’s really expensive.

BONUS DENTAL FACT! Did you know that the dark stains caused by tetracycline are actually photosensitive, and grow darker in the light?

Oooooh … critical

Okay, so I can be politically sensitive. And I can understand why Microsoft would prefer to remove the swastikas from their Bookshelf Symbol 7 font (which seems to be distributed…

Okay, so I can be politically sensitive. And I can understand why Microsoft would prefer to remove the swastikas from their Bookshelf Symbol 7 font (which seems to be distributed with Office 2003). And, like this site, I could ask, How do you mistakenly include not one, but two swastikas in a product? .

But … um … while I appreciate their sending out an automatic update to “fix” the problem, is that really a Critical Update for Windows (italics mine)?

This item updates the Bookshelf Symbol 7 font included in some Microsoft products. This font has been found to contain unacceptable symbols.

Based on this Microsoft KB article, doing this could break Japanese installs of O2K3. Swell. This KB article, which updates it, softpedals that problem, though it doesn’t go into any more detail.

According to this article, the font was licensed from Ricoh, and is used (reversed) as a Buddhist symbol of good luck and prosperity, and is frequently seen on Japanese maps for Shinto temples, which might explain why it was there in the first place.

The Register notes that not only do the swastikas vanish with the update, so does another symbol that some folks might consider too politically charged.

But, regardless of the reason, does it really deserve to be called a Critical Update?

Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!

The Michigtan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) highlights the costs of goofy lawsuits on society. They’ve announced the winners of their Wacky Warning Label Contest this year. While the Grand Prize…

The Michigtan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) highlights the costs of goofy lawsuits on society. They’ve announced the winners of their Wacky Warning Label Contest this year. While the Grand Prize winner was fine, I have to give the nod to the Fourth Place winner, a five-inch fishing lure with three steel hooks, which has the following warning on its packaging:

Harmful if swallowed.

‘Nuff said.

(via BoingBoing)

SHOOT GRUNT WITH SHOTGUN

Now this is … um … interesting. IF Quake is a port of id Software’s Quake 1 engine to the Inform programming language. Inform is a language for creating Interactive…

Now this is … um … interesting.

IF Quake is a port of id Software’s Quake 1 engine to the Inform programming language. Inform is a language for creating Interactive Fiction games, or simply IF.
IF games, if you’ve never seen one, are text adventures. Basically they’re interactive novels. IF has a long and glorious history in the gaming industry, and the genre has produced lots of classics, most notably the Infocom library of games, which include the Zork series, The Lurking Horror, A Mind Forever Voyaging, Suspended, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and more (for more on Infocom, click here).
IF Quake acts as a bridge between the Quake engine and a Z-Machine interpreter of your choice, converting the maps and NPCs you encounter in the game into straight, readable text. In IF Quake, you walk through the exact same levels you do in the graphical version of the game, only instead of circle-strafing and firing at your enemies, you type commands like “ATTACK GRUNT WITH SHOTGUN.”

And just to make it clear, it isn’t a textual re-writing of the game, but an actual interactive transcript interpreted from the game engine itself.

Which sounds pretty goofy, but the screen shots, at least, are a hoot.

This might turn out to be one of those “Margie is off at D&D” Night activities.

(via BoingBoing)

Form factor flip

Okay, being a left-hander, I don’t mind reasonable accomodations to my, ah, handicap. There are, in fact, design issues with some items that make use of them by left-handers less…

Okay, being a left-hander, I don’t mind reasonable accomodations to my, ah, handicap. There are, in fact, design issues with some items that make use of them by left-handers less efficient or, in fact, dangerous.

But cell phones?

Steven Day, the left-handed Corporate Affairs Director at Virgin Mobile, said: “We have been approached by thousands of left-handed customers who told us they wanted a phone which would work for them. Britain’s seven million left-handed people should not be ignored and Virgin Mobile is the first mobile company in the world to offer a solution to this problem working in partnership with Sony Ericsson. We are confident there will be huge interest in this product.”

Huh>

Looking at the phone, it’s got a standard, symmetric layout. The keypad numbers are reversed, and the Yes/No buttons (which I assume function as Call/Stop, etc.) are reversed, too (though the colors aren’t).

I can’t figure out, though, how, in any way, it’s more efficient or safer or whatever for lefties. I’ve never felt particularly oppressed by cell phone (or desktop phone kepyad) design, and this just seems to be something that would promote more miskeying, not less (unless we’re going to have reversed keypads for all left-handers on all technologies everywhere).

Or maybe — juuuuust maybe — it’s publicity stunt by Virgin Mobile.

(I’d almost think it was an April Fools gag, but it’s too subtle, and it’s datelined the 31st.)

Look, someone wants to make life easier on lefties? Get rid of those electronic credit card signature pads in stores that have the pen wired into the right-hand side, forcing lefties to drape the cord across the signing surface. They do make them (because I’ve used them) with the pen wired to the top, which is equally (in)convenient for all.

(via Boulder Dude)

Loose hips sink fits

So, is it okay to start complaining about how my pants are getting a little loose, or how I need to buy a new belt?…

So, is it okay to start complaining about how my pants are getting a little loose, or how I need to buy a new belt?

Full disclosure, Part II

Here’s another tool (a bit less slick-looking than this one to get reporting on what sorts of contributions (hard and, evidently, soft money) have been reported to the FEC. Even…

Here’s another tool (a bit less slick-looking than this one to get reporting on what sorts of contributions (hard and, evidently, soft money) have been reported to the FEC. Even lets you search by employer. Cool.

(via Belief-L)

Failure to communicate

Word just in that the Old South continues to function like … well, the Old South, as a woman faces a “crime against nature” felony for receiving oral sex. A…

Word just in that the Old South continues to function like … well, the Old South, as a woman faces a “crime against nature” felony for receiving oral sex.

A Newport News woman charged with a felony for receiving oral sex in a car is challenging a state law that prohibits certain types of sex between consenting adults.
A police officer says he found the 21-year-old woman in a parked car receiving oral sex from a man about 3 a.m. Jan. 29. Both were charged with a felony under the statute for crimes against nature.
The woman’s attorney is arguing that the charge is unconstitutional because the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a Texas case that states can’t pass laws that restrict the private sex lives of consenting adults.
Virginia’s statute on crimes against nature says people can’t have oral or anal sex, whether homosexual or heterosexual. But the law doesn’t specify whether the sex is illegal in public or in private.
[…] On Monday – under an agreement with prosecutors – the man pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of indecent exposure. The woman was offered the same plea, said Newport News Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jill Schmidtke. If convicted of the felony charge, the woman could face up to five years in jail.
But her attorney, David M. Lee, says the charge against his client is unconstitutional. He points to a 2003 U.S. Supreme Court decision, Lawrence v. Texas, which struck down state sodomy laws while saying the government can’t regulate the sexual behavior of consenting adults in private.

I’ve got no problems with an indecent exposure charge, or laws regarding sex acts in public. But it seems that the Supremes have already settled this matter, and the DA’s assertion that the constitutionality of the statute “is a matter for the legislature” seems a bit … odd.

(via Jacob Levy)

Memories …

An article I was reading the other day reminded me that it’s been five years since … well, since 95% of what IT folk were worried about was the dreaded…

An article I was reading the other day reminded me that it’s been five years since … well, since 95% of what IT folk were worried about was the dreaded Y2K. (Except at our office, where we were at least 40% worried about moving into a new office the weekend before Y2K — and, yes, that was Christmas weekend).

I’m not sure if it seems a lifetime ago, or just yesterday.