Okay, this is just crazy-talk.
This is a rustic Pinot, with earthy, meaty aromas combined with the famous Carneros bitter cherry. Cinnamon and red-hot candies follow on the palate, along with leather and green-tea flavors. Cherry cola, rhubarb, and damp leaves finish the mix — hitting much of the range of possible Pinot flavors.
Um, I’m not normally a Pinot Noir aficionado to begin with, but no matter what we are taking about, none of that sounds like a particularly appealing combination, and some of it sounds downright nasty in and of itself. Damp leaves? Where do they get this stuff?
(Now playing: Nylons – “Drift Away”)
Plus, it’s not very useful. “Meaty aromas”? What meats? Ground beef? Calf’s liver? Turkey breast? And just what type of leaves? Be specific!
Oh, those excitable wine afficionados! Dave, I think the wine fanatics have the Macintosh/Apple fanatics beat when it comes to incomprehensible jargon, and this is certainly a great example.
Not to mention that I hate cherry cola and green tea, and the idea of tasting damp leaves is pretty revolting. This description doesn’t make me want to try the wine in question.