Either I was hallucinating on Friday when I tried my office key in the key to the suite my new office is in, or else they came in and rekeyed stuff over the weekend, because … well, I’m presently sitting in a cubicle outside the suite, out of which I appear to be locked.
Either that, or they’re trying to Tell Me Something, though that would have been more efficiently done with, “As long as you have all your stuff packed, Dave …”
See, now, my first guess would be that I had awakened in a parallel world where things were a little different. Does anybody there recognize you? Or maybe evrythings speld difrently. “At the signpost up ahead, your next stop…”
Heh.
Actually, being on this floor is sort of a parallel world. Especially the men’s room, which is not *quite* a mirror image of the one I’ve been using for the last six years here.