Short short shorts

Six-word stories by famous authors.

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
– Eileen Gunn

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
– Joss Whedon

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
– Alan Moore

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
– Margaret Atwood

Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu –
no carrier.
– Charles Stross

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
– Frank Miller

It cost too much, staying human.
– Bruce Sterling

It’s behind you! Hurry before it
– Rockne S. O’Bannon

I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
– Neil Gaiman

“I couldn’t believe she’d shoot me.”
– Howard Chaykin

Epitaph: He shouldn’t have fed it.
– Brian Herbert

He read his obituary with confusion.
– Steven Meretzky

Fun.

(via BoingBoing)