- If Joe Straczynski were to co-write the screenplay to a big-budget Grand Guignol ninja flick, it would be a lot like "Ninja Assassin." #
- I'd forgotten how sucky it is to be stuck on a machine with only IE6 as the browser. No tabs. Bad rendering. Stuff that doesn't work. Yuck. #
- Okay, I'm in a different office, a different time zone, on a POS loaner PC, with different browser. Cut me slack if I'm late for a call. #
- Bowling tonight. "300" is a great alley name, but makes me think of mostly-nekkid super-slo-mo green-screened bowlers shouting "SPARE-TA!" #
- So group activity tonight is bowling, followed by local comedy club. I suspect more riotous laughter at first venue, if I'm involved. #
- Embarrassing how poorly I can give directions in east Pasadena, 15 years after leaving SoCal. #
- 64 was a good year, a great golf round, not so much for a bowling frame. 75 and 74 not wildly better. But – fun. #
- For a guy who recently compiled several pages of jokes for an open mic show, I sure can't remember a joke to tell people for love or money. #
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Not even the one about two atoms leaving a bar? Or the Czechoslovakian and Polish biologists studying grizzly bears? Or the strangler in the supermarket? Or the headline when the midget fortune teller escaped from jail? Or the bus driver whose route is on Sesame St.?
You disappoint me.
I am really, really bad at remember jokes to tell. I tell them … okay. But I can never think of them at the time.