This is awesomely brilliant.
First off, I love a fabulous parody. Richard Attenborough and Jacques Cousteau would both be proud, if they weren’t both dead.
Second, yes — plastic bags are a problem. It’s increasingly difficult to get paper bags at the store. At a minimum, try keeping a few cloth bags in your car for doing grocery shopping. If you do end up with plastic bags, most grocery stores have boxes for recycling them when you return.
This is one majestic species that deserves to be endangered.
(via DOF)