Some folks consider Thin Mints to be evil because they are so delicious and, when you consume entire sleeves, fattening.
Kevin Swanson thinks they are evil because the Girl Scouts are full of commie lesbians who like Barack Obama and want to give all your children abortions instead of teaching little girls how to wear an apron and fix dinner for hubby every night. Or something. It gets a bit confusing at times.
Kevin Swanson Begs You Not To Buy Communist Lesbian Girl Scout Cookies
Religious Right activists have long campaigned against the Girl Scouts of the USA, and pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner of Generations Radio have now joined in by urging listeners not to purchas
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He is distressed that it may teach girls that they can compete with men rather than be their help mate.
+Jamie Jordan EEK! THAT'S THE VERY PATH TO LESBIAN COMMUNISM! OR COMMUNIST LESBIANISM! OR SOMETHING! IF WOMEN COMPETE WITH MEN, THEN THEY WON'T NEED MEN AND WILL BECOME LESBIANS! AND BABY JESUS WILL CRY BECAUSE HE'LL HAVE TWO MOMMIES!
Or something like that, I assume.
… Is this guy serious? I can't tell if he's trolling or for real.
+Dave Hill, yep, pretty much;)
I, for one, welcome our girl scout lesbian overladies. As long as they bring samoas.
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Heh.
You can take my Savannah Smiles when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
So training girls to "compete with men in the marketplace" is Communism? Ummm…
+Scott Randel GODLESS Communism!
The family we but the cookies from is pretty darn religious, not that there's anything wrong with that.
+Rick Gary Obviously they are either LYING or have been DUPED!