If the bride-to-be wants to look like a cross between an English judge and a crochet condom … well, Yves Saint Laurent had just the thing back in the 60s.
Lucky for me, I learned all I ever needed to know about High Fashion via “I Love Lucy” (http://www.hulu.com/watch/438082).
(source: http://www.retronaut.com/2013/01/crochet-wedding-dress/)
She looks like… like… a vibrator.
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