Courtesy of the Borowitz Report.
“Tensions between these two historic enemies have been high in recent years, but we believe they are now at a boiling point,” Khamenei said. […] He said that his nation was the “logical choice” to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because “it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.”
Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama
Stating that “their continuing hostilities are a threat to world peace,” Iran offered to host talks between congressional Republicans and President Obama.
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Seriously, I'm waiting for the President of Iran to write a letter back to the Senate saying, "Hey, I can be overruled also."