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Trailers we saw before "Suicide Squad"

1. Designated Survivor — Strictly speaking, this was in the media fluff stuff they were running before the trailers, but it still looked kind of interesting. I don't know if it looked interesting enough to shoe-horn into our TV schedule, but …

2. Snowden — I wasn't ever aware before that Edward Snowden's tale was actually a romance. Weird. Probably not on my list.

3. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword — … and the Giant Elephant That Got Away from Minas Tirith. Really, guys? This looks like someone said, "What if we redid the Arthurian tale with ALL the CGI?" Nah. I'll stay at home and rewatch Excalibur.

4. Doctor Strange — Try and stop me from seeing this. Just try. Hadn't seen this particular trailer before, but it's even more trippy than the first.

5. The Great Wall — This might have been more interesting if the trailer hadn't been in 3D in a non-3D theater. That said, I'm not sure I need to see another movie about (I presume) how some White Guy traveled to a foreign land and was instrumental in some mighty feat that the Non-White People couldn't handle.

6. Magnificent Seven — I was most amused by my 16-yo daughter being outraged that they were remaking the classic. I can't say I disagreed with her. There's nothing particularly wrong in the trailer, but there's nothing that seems to be artistically compelling to have been done (unless giant explosions and a check-the-box diverse cast are artistically compelling). Will probably see it some time, but not in a theater.

7. Assassin's Creed — Is that the actual backstory behind this franchise? Because that's nutso. That said, it looked pretty cool. For a video game movie.

8. War Dogs — Ah, yes, the laff-riot world of Middle East arms deals. Such zany cut-ups! Pass.

9. Dunkirk — Hard to judge based on the very brief trailer, but I suspect it will not be a happy movie. Pass.

So, in short, one movie I will see, a couple I will likely view through streaming at some future date. Not much of a haul.

 

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13 thoughts on “Trailers we saw before "Suicide Squad"”

  1. I can see one reason, and only one, for the Magnificent Seven remake. It's an awesome story, but Yul Brynner? Steve McQueen? Charles Bronson? Nobody younger than us knows those names.

    However, ears perk up when you mention Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt. Those names will attract eyes, and a curious few could get interested enough to watch the classic western. An even smaller number could possibly be even intrigued enough to track down Seven Samurai.

    I'm not a huge fan of reboots but I can see the reasoning behind it when it comes to inserting names and faces that are relevant to new audiences. Now will the new movie live up to the classic? Fingers crossed.

    I was looking forward to King Arthur… and then I saw the trailer. Nope. Dammit. Ruined.

  2. +Marty S. You are probably correct — 50 years is probably enough time to allow for a remake. Sadly.

    I am actually less irked myself over there being a remake, than the nature of the remake itself. While there will inevitably be changes, the changes I see aren't necessarily for the better.

    But, then, I've also come to learn that there can be a vast difference between a trailer and an actual film, in both directions.

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