A comment on a Well-Known Blogger's website, after an exchange of comments I had made there:
'This Dave Hill is a hired Democrat Libtard by [Blogger] and is going to keep pushing the agenda, not actually discuss it. The reason I know he is paid is because he hasn't gone all flippin' personal attack mode on anyone yet. He's a shallow commie Liberal who has only enough intelligence to buy into the Democratic plan, and surely so is [Blogger], who I'm going to stop following.'
I feel strangely honored. Though I'm still waiting or my paycheck, Mr. Blogger.


Where do you join to be a paid libtard?
I would love to join this club, but would prefer libertariantard.
Well done!
I wish I would be paid to comment as well. I didn't realize there was a checklist of sure signs, though
The irony is that, on my own blog/stream, I tend to treat "libtard" as a blocking offense (or at least an indicator of blockworthiness). But this use had some charming additional information, I felt an obligation to quote it instead.
The assumptions of people are astounding. This is right up there with they guy calling in to a radio show saying he knows all sexual assault accusers are liars because Hilary's marketing team took a phrase off her website. Obviously I've been going about life wrong. I mean I know my pugs are super ninja spies for Putin because one of them horked up piece of chicken jerky. Obviously.
Most of the world is a just mass of conspiracies against the few, heroic, smart, right thinking folk.
Thank you, Fox, talk radio and the GOP. And narcissism.
How do I get on that list?
How do you get paid? Can I get paid for pointing out facts, too?
Wait…the “real” bloggers are the ones that make personal attacks? Yeesh.