Why does a preacher need a private jet?

You may mock! But there are many, many, many good reasons why your donations to megapreachers like Rev. Copeland and Rev. Duplantis go to private jets. Such as …

… You can't stand up in the middle of a commercial flight and talk with God. Jesus clearly ran into this problem all the time!

… If you fly with the hoi-polloi, the keep coming up to you and demanding healing. Yeah, Jesus had to beat them off with a stick on all of his public appearances.

… Demons! Demons infest public airline flights! And Jesus would clearly have chosen a different option rather than confronting demons.

… Being able to travel anywhere, at will, is critically important to God's work. Why, if Jesus had had a private jet, imagine what He could have done! And, jeez, it make you wonder how Paul managed to get all of his preaching done without having a private ship to cruise the Mediterranean.

Whited Sepulchres like this (among other things) give Christianity a bad name.

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