A few excerpts from Donald’s two hour long speech at CPAC over the weekend.
“We had — think of this: We had the greatest election — in all fairness, I used to hear Andrew Jackson. This was now greater than the election of Andrew Jackson. People say that. No, people say it. I’m not saying it. Right? This was the equivalent or greater.”
“I have one of the great inventions in history. It’s called TiVo. I think it’s actually better than television, because television is practically useless without TiVo, right?”
“And from the day we came down the escalator, I really don’t believe we’ve had an empty seat at any arena, at any stadium.”
“You know, somebody said, ‘Oh, the speech you made, sir, the State of the Union speech was incredible.’ They said it was incredible. They said that was so great.”
“I never saw so many beautiful-looking machine guns. I’d look at that equipment and I’d say, ‘Man …’ They sit in the trees. They sit on the lawn.”
“You know I’m totally off-script, right?”
Of course, one might say, “Gosh, Dave, anyone can sound a little odd when you pull sentences at random.” And there’s something to be said for that. Of course, I’m not sure in what context any or all of those (or the many others in the article) would sound particularly … sane. Or even presidential.
Do you want to know more?
- The article
- Some fact-checking
- The transcript, in case you want to read (and hear) the whole thing.