On Cat Ownership

The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership:

1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter

2- You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle

3- STOP CRAPPING OUTSIDE YOUR GODDAMN BOX YOU MALEVOLENT LITTLE STENCH GARGOYLE

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) March 22, 2019

RT @scottlynch78: The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership:

1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter

2- You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle

3- STOP CRAPPING OUTSIDE YOUR GODDAMN BOX YOU MALEVOLENT LITTLE STENCH GARGOYE

I love my cats. At least 2/3 of the time.