Signature lines

One of the unexpected bonuses of the Christmas shopping season: new sig lines. Amidst the many thousands of t-shirts showing up in various catalogs, there tend to be a few pearls of wit that are suitable for transfer into the subhead of this blog, or my GTalk status line, or something like that. E.g.,

Can we declare a snow day?
Drum roll, please
Schroedinger’s Cat: Wanted, Dead or Alive

And other such bon mots.

I never said I was original, just creative.