More lovely satire from Andy Borowitz.
'Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of a Washington-based think tank called the Center for Responsible Immigration, believes that most Americans favor the building of border walls over extravagant pet projects like structurally sound freeway overpasses.
“The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars,” he said. “We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways.”'
Nation with Crumbling Bridges and Roads Excited to Build Giant Wall
Credit Photograph by Matt York/AP
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But our highways are going to be obsolete anyway the moment the teleportation booths are up and running!
…Come to think of it, so are walls.