Yes, the Evil Forces of Big Solar — backed by Big Green, Big Climate Change, and probably The Abortion Industry and President Obama — are trying to come to your town and suck up all your sunlight!
Then all the kids will move away and all the vegetation will die and your property values will fall and you'll all get cancer!
Fortunately, the Proud American Citizens of Woodland, North Carolina, are onto Big Solar's shenanigans, and are striking back!
http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/


This is why we're doomed.
A follow-up article on the town in question, which was very interesting: http://www.vox.com/2015/12/18/10519644/north-carolina-solar-town