No, really, I am feeling sorry for him. It's one thing to be mocked (like Trump) for something you've done, and another to be mocked for something you were sure you could do but, so far, haven't managed to pull off.
Okay, my sympathy only goes so far, but it's still vaguely sad (though funny at the same time).
Originally shared by +The Onion:
Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week
CHARLESTON, SC—Pleading for more time as the group of men advanced on him in a Charleston alleyway, GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush assured a gang of pipe-wielding thugs Thursday that he would have the delegates he had promised them by next week, sources reported.