
Got an IM from Avo about the right way to pronounce “Cthulhu” (the chief Elder God / Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft’s literary canon).
According to the font of all wisdom, Wikipedia:
Cthulhu has also been spelled as Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kutulu, Q’thulu, Ktulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Thu Thu,[3] and in many other ways. It is often preceded by the epithet Great, Dead, or Dread.
Lovecraft transcribed the pronunciation of Cthulhu as “Khlûl’-hloo” (IPA: /ˈkɬʊl.ɬuː/ ?).[4] S. T. Joshi points out, however, that Lovecraft gave several differing pronunciations on different occasions.[5] According to Lovecraft, this is merely the closest that the human vocal apparatus can come to reproducing the syllables of an alien language.[6] Long after Lovecraft’s death, the pronunciation kə-THOO-loo (IPA: /kəˈθuːluː/) became common, and the game Call of Cthulhu endorsed it.
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle descent into INSANITY.
(But do be careful.)
Avo notes the Answers.com page on the question. The “preferred” answer basically points to the Wikipedia entry above. The following, though, from Dragosani, provides more detail:
Yes, citations gave Dragosani a credibility edge. Unless, of course, he was stark raving mad from… Well, you know.
To paraphrase Nietzsche, “He who cites about monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
Or, to put it in D&D terms, if you try out a pronunciation of an Elder God’s name three times, and it happens to be right, what are the odds …?