How utterly bizarre. I received through the mail (like, US Postal Service mail) adult spam — in this case, an invitation to solicit a “hand-drawn custom original” drawing. “$10.00 or less, just describe what you want.”
Of course, you get what you pay for, and the sample artwork provided looks like — well, just the sort of schlocky oversexed high school dreck what you’d expect. Yeesh.
I have no idea how this guy got my home address (all I can think of, in context, is having filled out some sort of contest entry form at the San Diego Comic Con last year which somehow fell into the wrong hands), but it’s certainly the oddest bit of mail to hit our box in a while.