Why? Because it’s there.
And, frankly, I can think of a lot worse things to be than a chocolate-eating lab monkey.
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Daveis aChocolate-Eating Laboratory Monkey…with a Battle Rating of 2.8To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Dave, enter your name: Why? Because it’s there. And, frankly, I can think of…
It seems to be all based on name.
I note that if I use “***Dave” I become a Porridge-Eating Giant Monkey, with a Battle Rating of 7.7.
I’d rather eat chocolate, though, even if it’s through a straw.
Doyce, the Burger-Eating Love Monkey (Battle Rating : 4.2)
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Dave, the Chocolate-Eating Laboratory Monkey (Battle Rating : 2.8)
*flex*
And I rank at 4.7. Solonor is still the best I’ve seen, though.
I’m the Fish-Eating Super Monkey (rating 7.7)! Wait’ll the folks back home hear about THIS!
7.3 A man-eating Jungle Monkey! Woo Hoo! Go Monkey
Margie the Bug-Eating Space Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.3
Doyce – I hope those are Turkey burgers.
Doyce, the (Beef) Burger-Eating Love Monkey (Battle Rating : 0.2)
Mary
the
Kebab-Eating Sumo Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.4
I’d prefer to eat chocolate, but I’ve given up sweets for lent, so kebabs it is.
Timbo is a Fruit-Eating Pirate Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.1.
Or Marjorie the Fire-Eating Pirate Monkey
Battle Rating : 9.2
Yeah! Go Marjorie! Woo-hoo!
Heh I line mine
5.1 Rhubarb-Eating Vampire Monkey.
Works for me, I love fresh rhubarb.
One flaw in this game…
No Poo-Flinging Death Monkey’s! 12.0
Rich is a Lemon-Eating Moon Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.2.
Bush the Coconut-Eating Rhesus Monkey
Battle Rating : 6.6
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Hussein the Burger-Eating Cave Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.2
Just trying to figure out what your name needs to be to be a
“Cheese eating surrender monkey?” None of the classic french names have worked….
My Mom kicks butt!!!
Carol – Fish Eating Kung-Fu Monkey 8.0