This was evidently originally a text exchange, but someone has been kind enough to tablefy it (for easier reading) and provide pumpkin-based illustrations. I present to you the saga of Dogs in Elk, which begins …
Okay – I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.
(via SfAD — hat trick!)
Gee, does this mean you read my blog today, Dave? (chuckle)
That was “oh my god” funny. My coworkers think I’m a loon now. Do you think she considered crawling into the ribcage to drag the pups out?