Kids! Don’t try this at home!

I discovered something interesting last night. If you …

• Go get a big jug of grapefruit juice from the garage.
• Shake it up.
• Take off the cap and set the jug on the kitchen counter.
• Pick up a magazine to read.
• Go get a glass.
• Fill the glass with ice.
• Go back to counter.
• Set the magazine down, but continue reading it.
• Pick up the jug of grapefruit juice and give it a good shake …

… then you can spread grapefruit juice over an incredible area, including counter, floor, and self.

Remember, kids. Klutzmasters are trained professionals. Don’t do this at home unless Mommy tells you to.