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BT07 – More Numbers

300  (Dark Horse) [collects #1-5] w. Frank Miller; a. Frank Miller, Lynn Varley Writing New reader? Art Non-comics reader? This actually came out a decade ago, but since I pulled…

300  (Dark Horse) [collects #1-5]
w. Frank Miller; a. Frank Miller, Lynn Varley

Writing New reader?
Art Non-comics reader?

This actually came out a decade ago, but since I pulled it out after watching the movie, I figured I might as well make use of it for the ‘Thon.  To call 300 a masterpiece is no exagerration; though bombastic, it’s also mythic in scope and nature, a kabuki play of testosterone and honor, gorgeously illustrated and presented.  If you saw the movie, you saw most of the book — but, honestly, the book is better.

And I have a first edition — neener-neener!


303 (Avatar) [collects #1-7]
w. Garth Ennis; a. Jacen Burrows

Writing New reader?
Art Non-comics reader?

A tale of a Russian colonel, stretching from Afghanistan to America, pursued by demands of honor and the ghosts of the slain around him, this tale is bloodily violent but on occasion tenderly moving.  Ennis is, as usual, a bit over the top, brutal but honest, unexpectedly sentimental amidst the carnage.

The title comes from the Lee-Enfield 303 that he picks up on his journeys.  That the tale is named after a gun is utterly fitting, as is everyone’s final fate.This would make a fine movie, save that nobody would ever film it.

 (This one’s going in my “I think my local crew will want to borrow it now” stack.)

BT07 – Comics by the Numbers

And here we go (as I think I already said).  Numbered titles are getting to be big these days … 52, vol. 1  (DC Vertigo) [collects #1-13] w. Geoff Johns,…

And here we go (as I think I already said).  Numbered titles are getting to be big these days …


52, vol. 1  (DC Vertigo) [collects #1-13]
w. Geoff Johns, Grant Morrison, Greg Rucka, Mark Waid; a. Keith Giffin (breakdowns), J.G. Jones (covers), et al.

Writing New reader?
Art Non-comics reader?

52 was a series put out weekly (!) by DC this past year in the aftermath of the Infinite Crisis (or some such event).  It was designed to tell the stories glossed over in the “One Year Later” of the rest of the titles — most importantly, to describe how the world worked in the absence of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman (all of whom were taking some time off, voluntarily or not).  Four of the top writers in comicdom managed to keep a relatively coherent, multi-headed snake of a tale held together and actually engaging.  It shows you could tell good tales of unknown characters on a weekly basis, with unevenly executed art, and make folks want more. 

Not for someone  who doesn’t care much about comic book worlds.

This is the first of four volumes being put out.  I don’t know if I’ll get all of them — it was a great read-once, not so sure about it being a read-many-times — but I’m glad I got this one.  Between each of the issues, one or more of the writers comments on the contents, their favorite parts, the collaborative process, etc.  Fun.


100 Bullets: First Shot, Last Call, vol. 1 (DC Vertigo) [collects #1-5]
w. Brian Azzarello; a. Eduardo Risso

Writing New reader?
Art Non-comics reader?

100 Bullets has been running for some time now.  I’d tried the first couple of issues and didn’t like it, but I’ve grown to appreciate Azzarello more (after his Hellblazer run), and wanted to give it another go, so I bought the first trade.

Ugh.  An intriguing premise — someone filled with righteous vengeance is handed a pistol and bullets and told that both, and any killing done with them, will be utterly untraceable.  What will people do under those circumstances.

Risso’s art is appropriately dark, hip, and moody, but Azzarello’s writing is muddled and disjointed.  It’s neither enjoyable nor engaging (though, for folks who want some “gangsta comics,” there’s no spandex in sight).  Not buying any others.

(listening to: Gold, Murray, “Doomsday” from Doctor Who – The New Series – Original Television Soundtrack)

BT07 – A shelf of TPBs

My collection of the last year, for your reviewing pleasure….

My collection of the last year, for your reviewing pleasure.

BT07 – The ground rules

Okay, the rules of the Blogathon are pretty simple.  Post something every half-hour between the start and end times — that’s a minimum of 48 posts.  Doesn’t have to…

Okay, the rules of the Blogathon are pretty simple.  Post something every half-hour between the start and end times — that’s a minimum of 48 posts.  Doesn’t have to be fancy or anything, just a live post …

Here’s what I’m going to be doing — reviewing comic book trade paperbacks (at first) and monthly issues (later on).  From experience, I can kick out a number of those over the course of a half-hour.  I’ll take some breaks in there — within the bounds of the half-hour time requirements — but that’s pretty much how I’ll occupy the next 24 hours.

In-between, or as a refresher, I’ll touch bases on some other blogs I’m following during the ‘Thon.  Some people get very much into the whole social network of the thing — me, not so much.  But I’ve discovered some interesting places online through this effort, so it’s worth sharing the love.  Besides which, I have a couple of folks I’m sponsoring, too …


Comics have increasingly been available in the last decade or so as trade paperback (TPB) collections  — squarebound volumes of usually about 7 issues of a particular monthly title.   This has become so common, in fact, that a lot of comics writers have taken to structuring their story arcs around seven issues, for easy (and, thus, profitable) collectability.  This has both constrained and distorted some storytelling (not all stories are large or small enough to fit into seven issues), but it has encourage more long-range writing.

There’s often a question of, “Well, if you’re buying the TPB, do you need to buy the individual issues?”  And the answer is, not really, but it’s worth considering.  First off, while TPBs have the advantage of rereadability and not forgetting details between monthly issue releases, they also miss some of that OMG what next? cliffhanger feel to them. TPBs also represent a big chunk of change — it’s often worth trying out a couple of issues of something new to see if you like it — then, if you’re pre-ordering, you’ve likely already got the rest of the first TPB in the pipeline.

But there are also other numbers to consider.  Publishers still bank on the monthly issues to determine the health of a comic.  TPBs are a big investment for them.  If a lot of people eschew the monthlies to wait for the trades. the publishers may think the book is dead and cancel it (and may not even do the final TPB).  Catch-22.  I’ve been burned that way before.


I’ve been reviewing comics for nearly as long as I’ve had this blog.  Looking back over the last year, though, I realized I hadn’t done any comics reviews — probably because I was holding onto my TPBs for the next Blogathon.  So I have a full two feet of trades to review for this little get-together, plus another foot or so of August and September 2007 monthly issues.  Plenty of material.

I’ve read a lot of comic reviews, and done a lot, and the following are the criteria by which I end up ranking them:

  1. Art:  This is a graphics medium.  If the pictures don’t do the job, buy a novel. 
  2. Writing:  But it’s not just about pin-ups.  A book has to tell a good story, have solid characters and engaging dialog.  I’d say that art is a scosh more important than writing, but you really need both to make something great.
  3. First-time readers:  Is this something you could hand to a fellow comic reader (or pick up yourself) and dive right in?  Is there a massive, unexplained backstory, mysterious characters from two years ago that the writer expects you to recognize, etc.?  This is a secondary consideration, more informational.  The last issue of a big story arc, or of a series, is probably the wrong comic to start with.
  4. Non-comics readers:  This is a subjective call, but … if you have a friend who is not a comics reader, who finds the underwear-on-the-outside spandex crowd ridiculous or insulting, who wouldn’t be caught dead reading “a comic book” — is this something they might enjoy?  These are usually character-driven tales about something other than metahuman adventurers punching the lights out of bad guys.  If you fit into this category, look for a high rating here.

And currently I rate things on 1-5 stars.

  1. Bleah.  Ecchh.  Totally awful.  The art is grotesque, the writing is insulting, first-time readers will be utterly lost, and non-comics readers will call the cops on you.
  2. Poor.  I mean, yeah, it beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but only just ..
  3. Fair.  Tolerable, middle of the road, undistinguished, but worth reading.
  4. Good.  Something worth telling your friends about.  Probably encourages you to go and get more by the same writer, artist, or publisher.
  5. Faboo.  OMG, this is awesome!  The art is collectable quality, the writing is profound and exhilerating, first-time readers will look for all the previous issues, and non-comics-readers will bewail having never read comics before ..

Unlike past years, I’m going use the colorful stars that you guys have noticed on other reviews I’ve done here of late — for the TPB collections, anyway.  It takes up a bit more room, but it’s easier to read than just the numbers strung together.

Oh, for those coming along later, all the official Blogathon entries will have “BT07” prefixed to them, for easy searching and spotting later.

And … let’s get started …

(listening to: Beatles, “With a Little Help from My Friends” from Blue Album 1967-1970)

BT07 – Blogathon workspace

The “Before” picture….

The “Before” picture.

BT07 – And so it begins …

Can never remember if I’m supposed to have something up *by* the start time or in the next half-hour.  So let’s play it safe … Welcome to the Blogathon,…

Can never remember if I’m supposed to have something up *by* the start time or in the next half-hour.  So let’s play it safe …

Welcome to the Blogathon, kids.  Let’s read some comics!

All my blogs are packed, I’m ready to go …

T-minus 8 hours and 15 minutes or so before things kick off, and I’m headed for the sack. A shout-out to Khouria Jen, my monitor — good to know…

T-minus 8 hours and 15 minutes or so before things kick off, and I’m headed for the sack.

A shout-out to Khouria Jen, my monitor — good to know you’re looking over my shoulder.

Jen actually had a suggestion that I’ll echo here — I’ve been dunning a bit for sponsorships and all, and I certainly think my cause is worth a few pledges, but if you’re tight on cash or uncertain about the ERD, that’s cool.  Instead, you can just give me some linky-love from your own blog, suggesting people check my site out and all that.  Readership often means …

… comments, which are an encouragement in the dark hours of the night.

… pledges, which are a concrete “Wow, I’m doing something worthwhile here” sort of encouragement.

Thank you, in whatever ways you give it, for your support.  See you in the a.m.!

Flickr flaws

Most conveniently, my e-mail-to-Flickr-and-autopost-to-my-blog thang is flaking out.  A pic I took last night has never made to the Flickr pool (let alone my blog).  I’ve resent it, as well…

Most conveniently, my e-mail-to-Flickr-and-autopost-to-my-blog thang is flaking out.  A pic I took last night has never made to the Flickr pool (let alone my blog).  I’ve resent it, as well as resending it as MMS format.  Bleah.

Irksome in particular because I plan on making, once again, use of it for the Blogathon tomorrow (since no Blogathon is complete without pictures of Dave’s workspace, Dave drinking Coke, Dave looking zombie-like at 3 a.m. …).

Making a list, checking it twice …

Well, 24 hours from now I’ll be up and getting ready to plunge into Blogathon 2007 (i.e., another 24 hours of madcap comic book reviews for a good cause). …

Well, 24 hours from now I’ll be up and getting ready to plunge into Blogathon 2007 (i.e., another 24 hours of madcap comic book reviews for a good cause).  I’ve done some quick reviews of last year’s efforts, marked some links I want to make use of, etc.

I’d write more about it, but … well, I kinda need to save my material for tomorrow, y’know?

The pledge box remains open.  The ‘Thon as a whole has 567 bloggers with $72,131.53 pledged.  $344 of that is mine (or, rather, the ERD’s) — let’s see if we can bump that up a bit in the next … 48 hours.

 

 

Blogathon! Blogathon! Rah-rah-rah!

Only a few short days to get your Blogathon pledges in.  Come Saturday morning at 06-early, I get up and start the whole process.  The humanity! The hilarity!  And…

Only a few short days to get your Blogathon pledges in.  Come Saturday morning at 06-early, I get up and start the whole process.  The humanity! The hilarity!  And your pledge helps make it all possible …

(Sorry … started channeling NPR for a moment …) 

Anyway, I’m now at $320, a nicely respectable number, but not as much as I’d love to see wing its way to the ERD.

(And, in a moment of unintentional hilarity, I just realized that the ERD link in the sidebar was still pointing to the EFF home page, who I blogged for last year.  Heh.  And I’ve spotted some previous posts where I simply copied the link over.  Eek.  So much for reusing code …)

 In the interests of fairness and “put your money were your mouth is,” I’ve pledged over to K. Patrick Glover for the CBLDF and to Steve for the Montreal Children’s Hospital.  And, of course, my offer still stands to sponsor you, if you are so inclined to Blogathon.

But if, as the folks in the Middle Ages chose to sponsor folks on quests to the Holy Land, rather than go themselves (a big step in the evolution of the Indulgence trade), if you decide to sponsor someone instead of blogging yourself, I hope you will sponsor me.  I promise not to pillage Constantinople or set up a Crusader Kingdom in Jerusalem, though I may wear a funny outfit and wave a sword around during the wee hours of the morning.

Or maybe I’ll just review comics.  Yeah, that seems a lot safer.

Thanks.

Blogathon – the Final Push for Bucks!

Okay, the Blogathon is coming up this Saturday.  I’m getting things ready — shopping lists of nibbles, making sure I’m stocked on cola products, etc.  Making a push to…

Okay, the Blogathon is coming up this Saturday.  I’m getting things ready — shopping lists of nibbles, making sure I’m stocked on cola products, etc. 

Making a push to get through the comics TPBs I got last Wednesday and a few more that arrived in the mail.  I was clever enough to reserve a specific shelf for B’thon books this year in the newly-revised office, which will be Blogathon Central, so all that material is together. I need to gather together the monthly issues I got over the past month to serve as further review fodder.

And, of course, I’ll try to get plenty of sleep this week.  🙂

Meanwhile, what can you do?

Well, you can sponsor me, if you haven’t already, pledging to contribute to the ERD.  So far I have $250 in pledges — I’d like to at least match last year’s $481, if possible.  Let me know if there’s something I can do to persuade you of the worthiness of the cause.

Alternately, if either sponsoring me or donating to the ERD is beyond the pale for you, there are a lot of very worthy charities out there that folks are blogging for — so far 431 bloggers with nearly $50K pledged.  Check them out.

Or, alternately, you can (ahem) blog for a charity of your choice by joining the Blogathon as a bloggerMy offer still holds.

Time is running out!  Operators are standing by!  Order today!

“We’ve got the spirit – how ’bout you?”

So I’ve nattered a lot about the Blogathon and all — but there are a lot of folks I know who blog, who aren’t doing it themselves.  Even people…

So I’ve nattered a lot about the Blogathon and all — but there are a lot of folks I know who blog, who aren’t doing it themselves.  Even people who have done it before.  People I’d love to harrass (or be harassed by) at 3 a.m.

What’s with that?

I mean, look at the criteria to do it:

  1. You have to have a blog.  Though you can start one, for free, just for the ‘Thon.  Ask me how.
  2. You have to be willing and able to stay up 24 hours.  Pish-tosh.  Haven’t we all put in an all-nighter?  Even recently?  Caffeine, showers, and a brisk walk around the block are your friends.  Anyone can do it.
  3. You have to be willing to write something once every half hour.  Now, this doesn’t have to be great literature, or profound truths, or even anything more than just a “We are here!  We are here!  We are heeeeere!” sort of ping to the world.  Forty-eight times.  Piece of cake.  Set a timer,   Of course, if you want to write something interesting, or rambling, or creative, or whatever — well, there’s plenty to write about.  But the writing is really the least of the worries.  Just like National Novel Writing Month, “No plot, no problem!”
  4. You have to have some sort of cause to be a sponsor for.  Yeah, that’s going to be a tough one.  Like there’s a single person I know who doesn’t support, with words at least, some political, social, and/or charitable cause.  If you’re stumped, look at the list of causes already being blogged for at the ‘Thon.  I guarantee you can find something that folks will support you for.

So — you need a blog, you need a bit of stamina (and/or a coffee maker), you need to be able to type, and you need to have something you believe in.

Easy-peasy.  We’re not talking having to get into shape or anything.  Anyone reading this can do this thing.

So … why aren’t you participating in the Blogathon this year?  Yeah, I mean you.  And her, too.  And you, over there.  And your hubby.  And, yeah, you can, too.

Beats a lot of folks plans for the 28th, I’ll wager.

In fact … let me sweeten the pot.

If you are on my blogroll (in the sidebar — and, yeah, it needs updating), or if I have left a comment on your blog in the last 90 days, and you have not already signed up, but sign up because of this post — let me know, and I will pledge a minimum of $25 to your cause.  Right then and there.  Unless, you know, it’s a morally reprehensible group, in which case I’ll figure something out with you.

You have my word on it.

Now … let’s see who rises to the bait ..

Blogathon Update

Well, we’re up to $200 in pledges here at ***Dave Does the Blogathon.  I’ve polished off a half-dozen trade paperbacks that had been left incomplete, and I’m gathering up…

Well, we’re up to $200 in pledges here at ***Dave Does the Blogathon.  I’ve polished off a half-dozen trade paperbacks that had been left incomplete, and I’m gathering up the monthlies I’m plowing through for some ad hoc reviewing, too.

Now’s a great opportunity to sponsor me in the Blogathon, by going to the Blogathon site and pledging some amount to the Episcopal Relief and Development fund.  No money changes hands until after the ‘thon (on Saturday the 28th) (and even then, all that will happen is you’ll get a reminder to donate, with the web link of the ERD where you can either donate directly or get an address to snail-mail something to).

And … I better leave it at that before I  begin sounding even more like pledge week on NPR or PBS …

Blogathon update

I’m sitting at $200 in pledges at the moment (woot!) which isn’t too shabby.  The Blogathon as a whole has 254 blogs with $17,500 in pledges so far. Last…

I’m sitting at $200 in pledges at the moment (woot!) which isn’t too shabby.  The Blogathon as a whole has 254 blogs with $17,500 in pledges so far.

Last year I ended up with $481 in pledges; I’m hoping I can top that record.  I wax lyrical about the charity I’m representing here, in case you missed it.

Thanks in advance!

Blogathon Update!

After a full weekend post-announcement, I’m standing at $150 in pledges for the ERD.  Yay!  Keep those cards and letters and pledges coming! Nineteen days to go!…

After a full weekend post-announcement, I’m standing at $150 in pledges for the ERD.  Yay!  Keep those cards and letters and pledges coming! Nineteen days to go!

Blogathonning for the Episcopal Relief & Development Fund

In past Blogathons, I’ve raised money for the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and the Electronic Frontier Foundation.  Both have been and remain worthy organizations and I remain a…

In past Blogathons, I’ve raised money for the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and the Electronic Frontier Foundation.  Both have been and remain worthy organizations and I remain a supporting member of both.

This year, though, I’m going to take a little different tack, supporting the Episcopal Relief & Development fund.  The ERD is the international relief and development agency of the Episcopal Church.  You’ve seen the name here before; they were one of the organizations at the forefront of Katrina relief, and a lot of what they do is targeted at assisting after disasters.  The ERD also, though, plays a role in development of programs to fight poverty, prevent disease, provide health care and food security, and address the HIV/AIDS epidemic overseas.  To quote from their fact sheet:

Episcopal Relief and Development (ERD) saves lives and builds hope in communities around the world. ERD provides emergency assistance in times of disaster. When the immediate crisis is over, ERD rebuilds devastated communities and offers long-term solutions in the areas of food security, health care, and HIV/AIDS.

  • Episcopal Relief and Development’s work focus on four program areas: emergency relief and rebuilding, food security, primary health, and HIV/AIDS.
  • ERD partners with Episcopal and Anglican Churches and ecumenical organizations to servesuffering people in communities worldwide.
  • In the United States, ERD partners with local dioceses after natural and human-made disasters to provide critical supplies, such as food, shelter, and medicine, to people in need.
  • ERD works in communities around the world including Latin America, Africa, and Asia to rebuild communities, to address needs associated with food security and primary health.
  • Episcopal Relief and Development is an independent, 501(c)3 non-profit organization governed by a 20-person Board of Directors.

The ERD’s “mandate” is based on Matthew 25:37-40:

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'”

Despite being being affiliated with the Episcopal Church, the ERD does not place any religious requirements or strings to the folks it benefits (that’s just not what we Episcopalians do).  Nor, I hasten to add, does it require you to be Episcopalian in order to donate. 🙂

The programs the ERD works with are described here (news bulletins here).  Another summary of their work is here:

Accomplishments for Fiscal Year Ending December 31, 2006

  1. ERD worked in a total of 32 countries in 2006 with integrated clean water and sanitation programs, HIV/AIDS education and prevention programs, agricultural development and income generation programs and micro credit investments. ERD’s integrated development programs impacted over 1 million people.
  2. During 2006, ERD instituted a malaria prevention program in 7 countries in Africa. Working in Angola, Burundi, Democratic Republic of Congo, Ghana, Kenya, Mozambique and Zambia, ERD impacted almost 450,000 people by conducting training and education around malaria prevention and providing long lasting insecticide treated mosquito nets. From 2006-2008 this program will expand into 16 countries to impact 3 million people.
  3. ERD continued to support about 100,000 people in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, and together with its partners provided case management for survivors of the storm, with home rebuilding and repair in the Gulf Coast of Mississippi and New Orleans, and psycho social services and medical services instituted throughout the affected areas.

Objectives for Fiscal Year Beginning January 1, 2007

  1. Expand ERD’s integrated food security and primary health work to 42 countries.
  2. Continue to provide safe havens for those fleeing increasing violence in Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, and Pakistan, and other conflict torn areas.
  3. Integrate reforestation and soil conservation into all food security programs in the Caribbean.

The ERD is a 501(c)(3) organization in US tax law (which means contributions are considered charitable).  It’s financials are all located here

The BBB report on the ERD is here; it shows 81% of funds go to programs (9% to administrative, 10% to fund raising).  That’s well within general charitable organization recommendations.  There’s a more detailed report on them at Network for Good.

I tried to do some digging around online to find anyone with anything bad to say about the ERD.  Aside from it have the taboo (to some folks) “E” word in its name, I was unable to find anything.  Some Anglican provinces have decided to decline any grants or projects funded by the ERD because of all the Naughty Things the Episcopal Church has done (though I don’t recall doctrinal orthodoxy being a condition in the Matthew text above, or in the parable of the Good Samaritan; indeed, in the latter, the very point of the tale is that the “true neighbor” was someone of  a, to the audience, heretical group).

Anyway, the bottom line is that I consider the ERD a worthwhile charity to support.  If you have any questions about them, feel free to give me a holler and I’ll try to find the answers.


The way the Blogathon works (to repeat myself) is that, in exchange for the entertainment of my staying up 24 hours and blogging at least once every half hour, you get to pledge a donation to (in my case) the ERD.  You don’t send me money.  (Well, you can if you want … 🙂 )  You don’t give a credit card number to anyone.  You don’t even do anything until after 28 July.  In theory, you never have to do it.  All that will happen is that, after the dust settles, you’ll get an e-mail from the Blogathon folks, reminding you of your pledge.

And that’s it.  Assuming you’re an honorable person (which is likely, given that you read me), you’ll do and do that donation thing you pledged to do.

The ERD accepts online donations, or by mail or phone.  You have a ton of different funds within the ERD you can choose between, etc. and so forth. 

It’s a good cause.  Hope you can help (and enjoy the comedy gold of watching me be punchy, all at the same time).

Support me and the ERD.

Blogathon 2007!

I am all signed up and ready to rock. Sponsor me. Actually, as you’ll see in the next post, it’s not a matter of sponsoring me, but of supporting…

I am all signed up and ready to rock.

Sponsor me.

Actually, as you’ll see in the next post, it’s not a matter of sponsoring me, but of supporting a very worthwhile cause.

So, what’s the Blogathon?

  1. Starting at 7 a.m. MDT (adjusted worldwide) on Saturday, 28 July, I will begin blogging for 24 hours, with a commitment to one post at least every 30 minutes.  Hilarity ensues!
  2. In exchange for said hilarity (oh, and, I suppose, the stuff I actually blog about), you get to pledge a donation to the worthy charity of my choice (see next post).  The donation can be by the hour (I promise not to go beyond 24) or a flat amount.
  3. You don’t send me or the Blogathon any money — you just sign up and, afterwards, get a reminder e-mail from the Blogathon to go to the charity’s web site and pony up.
  4. Nobody except (if you choose) me gets to see your name or what you pledged.
  5. Again, no money changes hands except (on the honor system) between you and the charity.
  6. Hilarity ensues, I tell you.  Pure comedy gold.  Or, at least, progressively increasing typos, incoherence, mutterings about coffee, and moblogged pictures of me looking really tired by the dawn’s early light on Sunday morning.

Blogathon has been going on for a number of years, and I’ve participated a number of times — 2003, 2005, and 2006, to date — and it’s a lot of fun for a good cause.  As with previous years, I’ll be focusing on comic book reviews (and related topics) because, well, it’s become my schtick.  I actually have been setting aside in the new guest room/office (to be dubbed Blogathon Central, since I’ll probably be working from up there) all my new TPB purchases this year, so there will be plenty of inspiration.

Hope you enjoy the fun.

Blogathon. Blogathon! Blogathon?

Okay, not sure why I didn’t get any notification of the Blogathon this year — but I saw the announcement on Steve’s page,  Saturday, 28 July. Hmmmm. I’ve been…

Okay, not sure why I didn’t get any notification of the Blogathon this year — but I saw the announcement on Steve’s page,  Saturday, 28 July.

Hmmmm.

I’ve been doing it for a number of years now, and there remain any number of worthy charities (including last year’s I did it for, the EFF).  There’s nothing going on that Saturday of any criticality (or Sunday, for that matter).  It all sounds … possible.

Think I’ll chat with Margie first, though.  After all, the decision affects her almost as much as me. 🙂

Comic book books

(This was to be a Blogathon topic, but I never got to it …) Writing a comic book novel is a tricky thing. For the most part, comics remain a…

(This was to be a Blogathon topic, but I never got to it …)

Writing a comic book novel is a tricky thing. For the most part, comics remain a graphic medium — good writing and story are essential to comic books, but much of the information is presented visually. Further, comic books are often about action, and action is damned hard to write well. And, finally, comic books have … their own environment and set of expectation. Especially with older, established characters, you simply don’t notice or question the oddities. Whereas in writing, something catches the eye about
describing someone dressed in Spandex long johns in primary colors …

Which isn’t to say it can’t be done, only that it needs to be done very carefully. When you write a comic book novel, you need to not only write a good novel, you have to write a comic book story without your audience noticing.

The comic companies keep trying, though. Everyone sees the book market as potentially lucrative — if you can make comic book movies, why not comic book novels.

Three (mixed) results:


DC Universe: Last Sons by Alan Grant (2006)

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This is the weakest of the tree. It’s part of a current line of books set in the DC Universe, each of which has a “theme.” In this case, the theme is examining three last-of-their-race characters: Superman (whose home world blew up); J'[onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter (whose race died of a plague); and Lobo (who killed his people).

The book is flawed in various ways. First off, while Grant can write (and can write comics, usually a plus in these things), he gets a fair number of basic science facts wrong. That sounds funny as a criticism for a “comic book,” but it’s one of those balancing acts — you can defy the Laws of Nature as long as you explain it or invoke the mythos, but if you simply get your facts wrong, you lose credibility and suspension of disbelief.

Grant labors here under a greater problem, i.e., his characters. He loves Lobo, and spends a disproportionate amount of time on the “Main Man.” That’s in part because Lobo’s less known to some readers, and in part because he’s a more interesting and amusing fellow than the rigidly upright heroes (when written as such). The problem is that Lobo is — to me, at least — a horror, barely tolerable when presented in a humorous context, utterly despicable when played “straight.” He’s a psychopath with super powers,
he casually kills and maims at a whim (albeit with the window dressing of being a “bounty hunter”) — and, worse, for those of us who were reading comics a decade ago, he was terribly overexposed.

That Lobo — and various characters that related more to him than to the others — is the center of attention is one problem. The other is the two heroes. Grant does a bit of backstory and story-telling about J’onzz, but it’s mostly filler. Of Supes he has virtually nothing to contribute, except that he’s a big blue Boy Scout.

The story this is all wrapped up in — massively powerful evil artificial intelligence is taking over the Universe, in order to destroy all life except (of course) for the one-off collection of “Last Sons” (or, if one comes to hand, “Daughter”). The menace is cosmically pedestrian and uninvolving, esp. after it’s unveiled, and serves primarily as a reason for (a) the three protagonists to (somewhat) band together, and (b) for something to Hit Really Hard and Be Hit Back Just As Hard.

And that’s the extent of the action here — the <s>good guys</s> protagonists hit a lot of things, especially the antagonists. But even here, Lobo does most of the grunt work, as Supes and J’onzz spend a lot of time rescuing people. Ho-hum.

Comic book stories are hard. Space-based comic stories are hard to pull off even in comics, as they remove much of the familiar context against which the characters play. The best parts of the novel are those in familiar or normal settings — the vast panoramas of stars and planets and alien worlds just don’t really do much here, which, unfortunately, is where most of the tale takes place.

It’s not an awful book, mind you. It’s just very undistinguished. I suppose Lobo fans would enjoy it, and, if so, I have a copy they can keep.


DC Universe: Inheritance by Devin Grayson (2006)

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Another “themed” novel, this about the dynamic between fathers and … well, adopted sons. Though that includes some of the peripheral characters, the focus here is on three heroes: Batman and Nightwing (the first Robin), Green Arrow and Arsenal (née Speedy), and Aquaman and Tempest (formerly Aqualad).

The setting is an investigation into an assassination attempt against a young Arab prince, whose kingdom was mostly destroyed with a stolen nuke a few years back. But while that story drives most of the action, a good deal of the tale is told in flashback, the tales of the three erstwhile sidekicks, each of them adoptees/wards of their mentors for different reasons, and with different results.

The story is pretty well told — Grayson does good characterization — but not without room for criticism. It’s unbalanced, in the first place. The backstory (and even contemporary action) with Arsenal/Speedy is gone into in loving detail, taking up a disproportionate amount of the book. It’s good stuff, and adheres well to the canon (as much as I know of it), but it almost makes me wish that Grayson had just written that story and left the other two out of it.

The Nightwing/Robin tale is also well told, if not quite as much at length. Part of this may be just that it’s old hat. The story has been recapped eleventy-dozen times over the years, almost as much as Batman’s origin, and the emotional dynamic between the two heroes is also well-trodden. Plus, honestly, Nightwing’s much more of a straight-shooter (so to speak) than Arsenal, with far fewer traumas and flaws than the other, which makes for shorter, less-interesting stories to tell.

These two tales have a degree of interest because, for a good chunk of the novel, each erstwhile sidekick is teamed up with the other’s mentor — Arsenal with Batman, Nightwing with Green Arrow. This provides a bit of interest and contrast, and helps (slightly) illumine the older heroes as well. Grayson, who ought to know better, portrays GA as more than a bit of a ditz, more noteworthy for tall tales than actual effectiveness in crime fighting. Grayson does better with Batman, though not moving much deeper than
the Grim Darknight Detective schtick. Maybe there’s some value there, as the tales ought to be focused on the “interitors,” the “kids,” rather than their elders.

The Aquaman/Tempest team-up is shortest and least satisfying of the three by far (such that I wonder if it was a matter of interest on Grayson’s part, or if it was tacked on by editorial dictate — “Hmmm, but I think we want to tell about three heroes, not just two”). I’m least familiar with the backstory here, so I can’t judge how close to canon it is, but Aquaman’s past is a nasty tangle of mediocre-selling comics anyway, so there’s been a lot of authorial and editorial churn, leading to more than a bit of
a muddle.

How Aqualad, later Tempest (in yet another reboot) fits in there is even more difficult to work out in a coherent fashion, and Grayson doesn’t really try that hard, instead simply glossing over a lot of the details, focusing (briefly) on one key moment in the relationship between the two (and without much motivation presented at that) and leaving it at that.

Even their involvement in the plot is peripheral. Most of the real action takes place with the other four, with Aquaman (and Tempest) just sort of along for the ride.

The other disconnect here is the nature of the heroes. Aquaman and Tempest are super-human, possessed of strange powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Batman, Green Arrow, Nightwing, and Arsenal are mortal men, behind the costumes and the gadgets, and a tale told about them is going to differ in tone, style, and action level from one told about the others.

Despite these flaws, Inheritance is a good read. The character bits are good, the action reasonable, the villainous plots interesting. I could see this being a comic book mini-series (3-4 issues) and working well, too, but beyond that, Grayson manages to get into the heads of some of the characters in a way that textual media like books can do (more easily) and visual media like comics cannot (without difficulty). I’ll likely read it again.


Exterminators (Justice League of America) by Christopher Golden (2004)

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Golden has earned his chops as both a writer (first) and a comics writer (second), and it shows here. Writing for an ensemble like the JLA is a challenge — a lot of characters that have to be dealt with, plus a lot of high-powered types like Green Lantern and Superman and Wonder Woman. It’s tough to write those guys with a straight face (or keeping a straight face on the readers), it’s tough to balance the powers and roles of folks like both Superman and Batman, and it’s tough to write a decent conflict for
them to handle, while interweaving both backstory and most of the other super-groups of the DC Universe.

Golden manages this, pretty handily. A dangerous threat of both global levels yet with emotional impact, too. Conflict within the group, and different personalities managing to be clear and obvious. And powers like those of GL and the Martian Manhunter and Superman are presented with (comic book) authenticity, believability, and balance.

There are a couple of missteps. Golden keeps referring to Wonder Woman as a “goddess” — possibly a public perception within the DCU, but hardly canonically true. And it’s vaguely odd that the cover is a fine Alex Ross painting of the “classic” JLA, while this contemporaneous (to 2002) tale includes the “new” Flash (Wally West) and (differently-attired) Green Lantern (Kyle Raynor). (It’s also a bit strange to run across references to the previous-incarnation Teen Titans and Young Justice, too, but that’s just
a matter of the ever-changing world of comics.)

Of the three novels here, this one would clearly have made the best comic book (as a limited series). And it’s the one I’m most likely to read again some day.

Blogathon follow-up

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