NPC Zen

Overheard running through Perez last night:

Guardian: This ceremony cannot be stopped!
Embalmed Abomination: Grr!
Thorn Wielder: This ceremony cannot be stopped!
Guardian: This ceremony cannot be stopped!
Guard: This ceremony cannot be stopped!
Guardian: We are beyond you.
Guard: We are beyond you.
Guard: We are beyond you.
Guardian: We are beyond you.
Thorn Wielder: This shell is needed.

You could write poetry (modern poetry, at least) out of this stuff.
And, for the record, as much as the Hollows is an annoying place, Perez Park has it beat all (ahem) hollow for annoyance. Even with the map zoomed in all the way and the vidiotmaps background, it’s still a PitA to get to places inside the trees, even if you have a travel power.
(And, as Margie points out, why is it that only high level missions in the Hollows have entrances in the buildings right by Wincott, as opposed to the still-low-level, still-sometimes-pre-travel-power mishes that get thrown up in the far eastern edge of the zone, or down in the Mountains of Madness kind of thing?)
That said, I will still take a generic mission in the Hollows vs. Perez, any day of the week.

One thought on “NPC Zen”

  1. FRom the comments, it al,ost sounds like someone read a bit of Lovecraft brfore programing those.

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