I’ve been out of the game for quite a while, but these kind of cartoons make me want to get back in.
Well, no, actually, they don’t. But they bring a smile. And a grimace. And another smile.
(Click to embiggen; original here.)
***Dave Does the Game
I’ve been out of the game for quite a while, but these kind of cartoons make me want to get back in.
Well, no, actually, they don’t. But they bring a smile. And a grimace. And another smile.
(Click to embiggen; original here.)
Welcome to all the new iPhone Ingress players. I’ve been off the grid for over a year now, I think, but I’m more than happy to see a whole new wave of folks getting sucked in obsessively addicted involved in Ingress play. It builds character (and gas station bills).
The following is from Real Life Comics. Click to embiggen.
My name is Lusca.
I live off the IP shore.
I am not scared of you.
I guess you think I’m really a bore.
‘Cause I’ve got tentacles numbered eight.
I’m filled with giant monster hate.
But no one fights me any more.
No one fights me any more.
Why won’t you fight me
Any more?
(with apologies to Suzanne Vega)
Via Doyce, from the Daily Grind a way to frame to your relationships with MMOs the way you frame your … “real” relationships:
I’m sure you’ve heard of the classic “marry/kiss/kill” ranking game (or some not-so-PG version thereof) designed to rank your interest in a trio of human beings. So how about turning that upon MMOs today?
Which games would you marry, would you kiss, and would you kill? By which, I mean:
- Marry: You’re in it for the long haul with this title, admiring the devs’ past and present efforts, and are confident that the future will hold great things. You plus this game equals “happily ever after.”
- Kiss: You’re interested — or currently involved — with a brief fling with this game, but you’re pretty sure that it’s not going to last. This is a title best left to brief flirtations versus long-term relationships.
- Kill: You are done with this MMO — or never wanted to get involved with it in the first place. You abhor the studio’s practices and products, and wouldn’t mind seeing the game thrown into the sun. Metaphorically, of course.
Actually, kind of an objectionable way of framing it, but let’s see if I can tweak it a bit:
(Maybe I need to stay away from girls named “Online” … it ever seems to end well.)
Man, gaming relationships are complicated …
And Kitsune-chan and Ex-Terra hit 50. Woot! We were both a scosh fumble-fingered in battle, but we both got the aftermath of the Big Ding.
Kitsune-chan and Ex-Terra — you were just named Heroes of the City! Where are you going now?
“We are going … um … going someplace really cool! And fun! And — cool!”
“It is very pretty here.”
“Yes. Pretty.”
“Quiet. Peaceful.”
“Yes.”
“And … pretty.”
“You said that.”
“And peaceful. And … hey, what say we go find that Statesy mortal again and see if he needs help beating up bad guys. He is awfully cute, in a non-Kitsune kind of way, you know?”
“Best idea you’ve had all day!”
“We have Tyrant on the ropes! Look! I got him all glowy and slowed down in his awe over my cuteness! And my boys are keeping him all distracted! And Scary Sam even has him trembling in his very unfashonable boots! The big guy is going down!”
“Then (urg) why are you (smack) way so far over there (oof) on the opposite side of him (snick) from me?”
“Just, um, because — I, ah, I do not want to get in your way! And maybe block some of your pokeys inadvertently! I am far too clever and cute a tactician to ever cause you any problems in combat!”
“Riiiight (ugh). And why (smack) are you still wearing (erf) the Wedding Band?”
“Oh, that! Well, I — uh — well … aha! I do not want Statesy to think I am ‘available,’ of course. When I rescue him down from the wall. Yeah, that is it! He has an awful rep with the girls, you know.”
“…”
“Wow, Statesy — your Evil Twin sure had good taste in chairs! This thing is pretty darned comfy, even if the view of the lava pits is not all that great.”
“Is she, er, always like this.”
“You have no idea.”
“Hey, look! I got my Statesman imitation down pat! ‘Look at me! Proud and patriotic protector of Paragon! Huh-huh-huh.’ Except I am much cuter.”
“…”
Sigh.
“Oh, poo, Exterry. You are just jealous because I got to sit in the big chair and you are afraid of going all spiney and damaging the very nice upholstery. Hey that gives me a very brilliant idea! Statesy! Think you could help us move this thing to our Super-Base? It would look very, very cute in my room!”
“…”
Ah, the golden age of computer games, when Dungeon and Zork and the like made you wander through “twisting, turning passages, all looking alike.” How I fondly remember and miss those days.
Which made yesterdays City of Heroes: The Golden Age a nice April 1st hoot. Make sure your computer has the horsepower for it! (Now, where did I leave that 1200 baud Hayes-compatible modem?)
Positron gives us the full text.
Welcome to City of Heroes(R), Horatio.
You last played on 4/1/87.You find yourself standing in Atlas Plaza, the statue of Atlas towers above you. There is a
plaque at the base of the statue, and Miss Liberty stands on a platform to the north of the
statue.
To the south is Paragon City Hall. To the North is Atlas Drive. To the East is Emmert
Street. To the West is Dakan Ave.
Also here are Capt. Liberty, Ms. B. Haven, and The Luckster.>Go North
You are on Atlas Drive. A small park sits to the North. To the East is Emmert Street. To
the West is Dakan Ave. To the South is Atlas Plaza.
There are two Police Officers here.
Also here is Mr. Awesome Guy.
Mr. Awesome Guy yells “Someone changed my name!”
Mr. Awesome Guy smiles at you.
Mr. Awesome Guy whispers to you, “Want to team up against some Thugs?”>Whisper no
You whisper to Mr. Awesome Guy, “no”
>Go North
You find yourself in a park with a small lake in the middle of it. The park looks a tad run
down and unkempt. To the South is Atlas Drive. To the North is a lake.
There is a Thug here.>Ataack Thug
I don’t know what you are trying to do.
The Thug shoots you with his pistol. (Rolls a 93)
The Thug hits you!
You lose 5 Hit Points.
You have 45 of 50 Hit Points remaining.
And it goes on from there.
Y’know — come to think of it, I don’t miss those days at all.
Read all about it here.
Margie mentioned these a week or so ago, but … didn’t get a chance to watch them until now.
Fun.
Was on a large PUG the other evening and we got a police band mission — “Stop Archon Roget and his bodyguards.”
Quoth my character, “Archon Roget — he’s the wordy one, isn’t he?”
Beat. Beat. I’m waiting for the LOLs.
“I dunno – we’ll have to see,” someone finally said.
Man, a line like that would get dice thrown at me at a tabletop game. I know — it has.
Elseblog, I mentioned this year’s balloting for the Eagle Awards. Not surprising that there were some good gaming webcomics in there.
Though it didn’t mention Ding! by Scott (PvP) Kurtz, which is even more game-centric (WoW in this case). Though, naturally, many of the themes cross-over to other games (at least to CoX and LotR), such as:
Good stuff.
UPDATE: Forgot to mention I was reminded about Ding! by BD.
Via Avo, LotRO’s April Fool’s post. “Amon Hen” indeed …
Why they don’t put the One Ring in play …
(BD opines, probably correctly, that Margie and I would be staying out of the way, looting the bodies.)
LOTRO? LotRO? LOTRo? LoTRO? LoTRo?
I’ve seen all of these used. The official site uses the first. I’m inclined to use the second, just because as a title (as seen on the official site), the title capitalization of the letters.
“Oh, you spell it LOTRO,
And I spell it LotRO,
You wield a longsword,
And I wield a longbow,
LOTRO, LotRO, longsword, longbow,
Let’s load the whole thing up …”
Should I Stop Playing this Game? A decision matrix for married folks
Yeah … been there, done that. It helps — I guess — that Margie plays, too. 🙂
(via BD)
(via Les)
Bill Amend is going from doing Foxtrot daily to a Sunday-only schedule come the new year. Why? Lots of reasons, I’m sure …
In related news, QForce defeats the Secret Mastermind behind the Fir Bolg!
(the latter via BD)