People who post to the CoH boards

1. “I am a dev. Here’s what’s going on.”
2. “Nerf! Doom! Doooooooooom! DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! I am so sad!”
3. “Nerf! Damn devs hate us. They are laughing at us! We hates them! Hates them forever!”
4. “Nerf! I quit!”
5. “You nerfed X, but didn’t nerf Y! You helped Y, but didn’t help X! I’m so sad. I quit!”
6. “It’s not really that bad, people. Actually, some good stuff there. Thanks, devs!”
7. “You guys who thank the devs are super-gullable fools! And you’re insulting those of us who know that the devs are laughing at us! You’re fools! And lackeys! And evil minions! And fools! Nerfed evil lackey fools!”
8. “Hey! Cool icon!”
9. “The new issue has too much stuff I’m not interested in. Nice going, you evil nasty laughing-at-us devs! Steal more of my money, please!”
10. “The issues are coming too quickly! The devs are desparate!”
11. “It’s been too long since the last issue! The devs don’t care any more!”
12. “The devs promised feature X months ago. It hasn’t show up! They lied! They hate us! They’re lauging at us! Bait and switch! Nerf! Poit!”
13. “Here are my questions A-M and concerns N-Z …”
14. “I am a dev. Here is the answer to your question J. Or a partial answer, at least.”
15. “The answer to all your questions, even question J, is that we’re doooooomed! The folly of all your concerns is that the devs hate us! And they laughs at us, they does, my Precious! Nerf! Quit! Fool! Doom!”

Sure seems that way, sometime. Jeez.