Actually, yeah, Kitty would seem a pretty good fit. And I understand she likes big, romantic, creative types. Arana’s a bit young for me. Sue, would work, too …
UPDATE: The original iframe that the source page used was very flaky, so I’ve substituted a capture of it, just pointing to the test.
First one says anything gets clobbered!
Aunt May
61.6% Match
Looking for some homecooked meals? Aunt May may be a little old and dusty, but she’s still got some sass in those old legs!
Araña (59.8%)
Destiny (59.8%)
I see an octigenarian theme here:
Alan Scott
69.4% Match
Alan Scott has been around. His age and experience and old school ideas will give you a safe night. If you’re looking for a father-figure type, he’s your man. Make sure you respect your elder and maybe plan on taking in a matinee.
Madman (65.8%)
Iron Man (65.2%)
You could, in many ways, do far worse that either Aunt May (who’s not really a super-heroine, but I digress) or the original Green Lantern.
Madman I don’t read. Iron Man, of course, is a silly choice to have given you — a devilishly handsome older gent who’s into hi-tech toys … how unrealistic!
Do you see some similarities here or what?
Hm. Kitty Pryde, then Lyja Laserfist and Black Canary, all within 2% of each other.
Smart, young and courageous.
Skrullgirl nutso for the Human Torch.
Crazy-ass buttkicker exhibitionist. (Fights crime and supercrime in fishnet stockings and Is Not Bulletproof: bug-f*ck crazy.)
I guess that what is comes to is, Super-babes are hot: gimme one! Doesn’t even have to be human!
Ok, sorry about the mix up.
Well, yeah, duh!
And looking at the five figures on the cover of the “test” — Batgirl, Ms Marvel, Rogue, Red Sonja, Danger Girl — only two of them are bulletproof, either. At least BC’s got her Canary Cry. And, um, distracting fishnet stockings.
Mine:
Cable.
Tall, handsome and quiet Cable is the hunk you won’t have today, but tomorrow. As expected for a man that’s half cyborg, he packs a big gun.
Or Iron Man or Batman.
Hm…smart, quiet guys who like tech toys. Slightly nuts, weird childhood…okay.
Lyja, Lois Lane and the Scarlet Witch, all within 1 percent. Hm.
Lyja is much more popular here than she ever was in the comics …
Lee…
And Lois Lane?
*shudders* ;P