The Disgruntled Housewife site presents “Meals Men Like,” which has a Top Ten list of hints for women to keep their man happy. This includes such Eternal Verities as:
- Men love meat.
- Avoid non-starchy vegetables.
- Even the most continental man loves creepy suburban food.
- Anything good is better with bacon.
- Butter, butter, butter!
Yum!
Comes with recipes, too, for such classics as Frito Pie and Heavenly Meat Loaf.
Did I mention, yum?
(Not, mind you, that I’m wasting away under Margie’s tender care. She actually knows most of these rules, though she’s not much into the creepy suburban food. And she keeps me so well-fed, I’d worry if she were a giant or a space alien.)
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