Zero Tolerance, or Zero Sense?

You’ll be glad to know that if you have kids going to Lewis Elementary School in Barstow, Calif., you won’t have to worry that they will be exposed to the dangers of playing Cops & Robbers. School officials have banned running around using your fingers as “guns” — though, if asked, they claim to merely be temporarily halting the game until guidelines can be set up.

Bang-bang.