When I was in elementary school, I …
… was guilty of felonious assault, since when I was seven, I believe I, too, poked a kid with a pencil and broke skin. I certainly should have been arrested and expelled, too.
… angrily drew doodles of teachers with arrows through their heads, obviously a death threat. Such terrorist threats ought to have led to my suspension, too.
… played Cops and Robbers, shooting other kids with my finger. I, too, ought to have been suspended for such a violent and disruptive game.
I’m ready for my punishment now. Come and get me, you bastards.
I only wish I’d had the balls in high school to answer a stupid essay question with an essay that pointed out that it was a stupid essay question. Even if that provoked an even more stupid reaction from the school administration.
Except that, mercifully, I never had such stupid questions on my essay exams. And I wouldn’t have had the balls, anyway, even though I was such a violent, disruptive, threatening, terroristic, felon in elementary school.
(Via OpinionJournal)
I bit a safety guard once.
I have always been a bit feral…
She had her hands on my, dammit, and was bullying us all to get into ‘straight lines – facing forward’ before she would let us go into the school… little fascist…
I still think she deserved it.
I was 10. That was a bad year for me…
that’s ‘her hands on me’
…dammit…
You realize if you did that today, you would probably be suspended for at least the remainder of the school year, if not expelled. That doesn’t even include the massive law suit filed by the safety guard against your family …
You incorrigible terrorist, you.
that’s me…