THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS: Conception to Week 4
Around day 14 of your cycle, an egg is released from one of your ovaries. The fringes at the edges of the Fallopian tubes propel the egg into the reproductive tract, where it is now vulnerable to the merciless assult of the Dark Seed of Tssug the Many-Armed.
Once fertilized, the egg drifts gently to the uterus and implants itself in the uterine lining. The growing impkin will take sustenance from the mother’s bloodstream — sometimes by direct absorption of nutrients, but more frequently through use of its small-yet-sharp prenascent claws and fangs.
Great fun, and just the thing to put your honey out of the mood to snuggle …
(Via Randy)