DRENCHED by a mysterious rain, Harry Potter is transformed into a fat, hairy dwarf and stripped of his magic powers as he battles the forces of evil in the shape of a dragon.
It’s the new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon!
Well, no, but the folks in Beijing may not know that, as an “official” fanfic fake is being published and sold there, with J.K. Rowling’s name on the cover.
“Harry doesn’t know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face,” the book begins. “For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali’s face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny.”
At least … I hope it’s a fake …
(Via BoingBoing)
Serves them right for failing to go along with international copyright laws.
Scary looking book!!!
Maybe they would even read the instruction manual to a TV if it had the name Harry Potter and JK Rowling on it.