Let them go watch “Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln”

Tired of standing in line at amusement parks? Just fork over some extra dough, and you, too, can cut in line, with your own personal flack to ward off the angry mobs.

At least that’s what’s going on at the Universal, Busch Gardens and SeaWorld parks. Slate has an interesting article on the changing face of in-park line dynamics, and BoingBoing‘s Cory has some additional commentary on why Disney’s FastPass is pretty keen.