More Pledge

So how will the US government fill in the gap, now that it has to remove “under God” from the Pledge of Allegience? SatireWire has the answer.

“The phrase ‘under God’ clearly violates the First Amendment’s separation of church and state,” said McDonald’s CEO Jack Greenberg. “However, there is nothing in the Constitution that separates chicken and state, which is why we’re proposing, ‘One nation, six chicken McNuggets and a medium Coke, all for $1.99.'”