It’s the Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball. Now you can get the answers to any of today’s troubling questions by simply asking the Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball.
(You may need to hit Reload if you find it’s stuck on answer.)
Now, of course, we need the Hysterical Conservative Magic Eightball (reenhead, whence the reference, gave this a try, but the answers don’t really fit the Magic Eightball framework). Might I suggest such phrases as:
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I asked the ball “On what authority will the United States invade Iraq?”” The ball answered “It’s a corporate conspiracy.” I kid you not. First I laughed, then I cried…