I can't get no ... | ***Dave Does the Blog

A Rumanian man is divorcing his wife because she spends so much money on sex toys.

“I hope she is satisfied with the toys because she won’t get any more pleasure from me.”

Um … maybe that was the problem …

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5 hours ago

" #Colorado sues #Trump administration over rule forbidding federal funds for youth #gender care"

Good.

#transrights #medicaid

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/09/04/colorado-transgender-care-trump-medicaid-chip/

2 days ago

Easiest Creamy Salad Dressing https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/easiest-creamy-salad-dressing.html

5 days ago

The only thing #Trump is proving with his petty, childish, look-at-me antics about #LakeOntario is demonstrating how easily such renamings can be rolled back once the dolt is out of office.

It'll take a bit more effort to scrape off all the cheap, gaudy, gilt rococo he's festooned the #WhiteHouse with.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/30/canada-trump-lake-ontario-name

1 week ago

Because we have an insecure, Daddy-issues, petulant child in the #WhiteHouse, expect higher #toiletpaper prices in the US. Which, given the rising tide of shit around here (not least of which from food-borne illnesses), is bad news.

Maybe time to look into a bidet.

#trump #canada #tradewar

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada

1 week ago

#TimCurry was one of those actors I could always enjoy, regardless of whether I liked the rest of the production. #RIP

1 week ago

The point of anti- #drag laws is not, of course, that the person pushing for them does not want to go to drag shows, but that they don't want anyone else to be able to go to them, either. Liberty for me, but not for thee.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/judge-strikes-texas-ban-drag-shows-tells-people-offended-just-dont-go-rcna594448

1 week ago

I'm Old Enough To Remember when the US wasn't a #bananarepublic where El Presidente-for-Life insisted on renaming everything to glorify his vanity and/or petulance.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/25/politics/trump-canada-lake-ontario-name

1 week ago

Does the #KennedyCenter need capital maintenance? Probably.

Does the Kennedy Center need to be turned into a temple for #DonaldTrump 's ego? Absolutely note.

But Trump is happy to conflate the two questions -- and, if he doesn't get his name in flashing lights and gilded statue, to tear the place down.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/25/politics/demolish-kennedy-center-renovations

2 weeks ago

Garlic Buttered Peas https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/garlic-buttered-peas.html

2 weeks ago

Balsamic Vinaigrette https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/balsamic-vinaigrette-2.html

2 weeks ago

No-Bake Lime and Speculoos Cake https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/no-bake-lime-and-speculoos-cake.html

2 weeks ago

Crunchy Spring Iceberg Salad https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/crunchy-spring-iceberg-salad.html

2 weeks ago

#MikeHuckabee, the US ambassador to #Israel is shocked, *shocked*, that there are violent settlers on the #WestBank trying to steal Palestinian property, and he wants that to Stop. Right. Now.

Well, mostly he's shocked regarding property there belonging to #PalestinianAmericans. 'Cause, y'know, *that's* the only worrisome aspect of it. He's fine with Israeli settlements all over the West Bank, just not if they take from folk with American connections.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-envoy-huckabee-tells-israeli-settlers-not-take-palestinian-americans-land-2026-08-20/

2 weeks ago

#Texas Governor #GregAbbott had decided that washing stations at Texas airports used by #Muslims before prayer are religious #discrimination against good ol' Christian boys like him because, well, *he* doesn't use them.

Also because he's an #Islamophobe and thinks it plays well with his #Republican base, which it probably does.

https://wapo.st/3UIOdel

3 weeks ago

The funny/tragic part of this is that #Trump has blown any credit to his accusations, even if in this instance they were true. Except among his fanatical followers, who would believe him if he claimed it was commie space aliens responsible.

Trump blames vandals for damaged grass where he held July 4 celebration | AP News
https://apnews.com/article/trump-vandalism-claim-world-war-ii-memorial-f37b3fe1daae73d00f4faad29a5df80e

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