A new report shows that “young Britons are using cooking as foreplay to sex.”
Eight percent of 18-34 year-olds have cooked naked with a partner while 62 percent regard cooking as sensual, it said
Have I mentioned what a cute British accent Margie can affect when she’s in the kitchen …?
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If I fry bacon naked in my apartment by myself, is that prelude to masturbation?
Depends on how much you get spattered, I suppose.
(Mmmmmm. Baaaaacon …)
Didn’t the brits also come up with the idea of a deep fried Twinky? I’ not sure the idea of deep frying anything in the buff appeals to me.
Sounds a bit dangerous to me. Maybe just an apron …