What’s new is, er, newer again

Eleventy zillion years ago — well, actually, last June — I wrote of the meme of typing your name plus “is” into Google to see what comes up.

Well, the wonder of the Internet is that there’s always someone around out there to automate the easy. Hence, Googlism.

Some highlights:

dave hill is a master hypnotist & illusionist – and many more of that vein.
dave hill is called ?the world’s greatest hypnotist? for his hilarious and awesome comedy hypnosis show
dave hill is currently touring europe and continuing the legacy of slade alongside don powell
dave hill is called “the world’s greatest hypnotist” for his hilarious and
dave hill is – and doesn’t that just say it all?
dave hill is the system manager for m&c unless otherwise noted – Well, since my boss hasn’t gotten back to me yet, maybe that is the right answer.
dave hill is not only willing to listen but takes action as well – I wish.
dave hill is in demand for autographs once again – Mostly from credit card companies.
dave hill is shown tending – his flock?
dave hill is a friend of mine who lives in adelaide – On the Internet, nobody knows when you don’t actually live in Adelaide.
dave hill is an extraordinary person – aw, shucks.
dave hill is the – Suddenly, a shot rang out!
dave hill is obviously unqualified to judge talent – Yeah, I’ve heard that.
dave hill is 50 6th august 2002 happy birthday all my love forever – On the Internet, nobody knows you’re not actually 50 years old yet.
dave hill is your public relations team leader for save our – His first job is to come up with a better name for the organizatoin.
dave hill is a freelance artist and designer who hasn’t left a stone unturned since he got his macplus in 1987 – In a strange, parallel universe somewhere …
dave hill is the stage manager – Where I’d have likely ended up in show biz.
dave hill is the vice president of business development at panja – Because I love sales!
dave hill is currently working on a video for syracuse university theology department – Hmmm. Sounds intriguing.
dave hill is an incredible showman – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is verantwoordelijk geweest voor de c5 en is nu druk bezig om de c6 te bouwen/ontwerpen/etc – Smile when you say that, son.
dave hill is on time – Or, if he has his druthers, early.
dave hill is a master – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is a master hypnotist and an accomplished illusionist – I’m actually a 15th Level Gnome …
dave hill is a 36 year veteran of chevrolet and began his position as chief corvette engineer in december 1992 – Let’s see — I think I began drawing cars 36 years ago …
dave hill is organising the matches – He’ll then move on to the toothpicks and the measuring cups.
dave hill is new manager – Again.
dave hill is adapting a 2 cylinder 4 stroke bmw motorcycle engine – Because it needed a good home.
dave hill is the author of the future of men – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is god – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is the “man” – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is the one that brought that mr x story up and so maybe he’s got a hidden agenda somewhere – Probably. Buy him a drink, though, and he’ll spill the beans.
dave hill is tougher than – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is under no illusions about how difficult the match – That’s because he’s a master illusionist!
dave hill is without john donegan once again – Still. Some more.
dave hill is in – My 15 minutes of fame.
dave hill is a 25 year firefighter veteran – And I’m posing for a calendar, too!
dave hill is also the founder of the independent radical left education research unit – Um … not likely.
dave hill is proud to announce that is a proud new father of a baby girl – The closest one so far.
dave hill is making steady progress on br dropside high no – In code!
dave hill is beavering away on the 13t dropside high – How industrious!
dave hill is also back – And I’ll be here all week.
dave hill is the brains – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is a master hypnotist & illusionist dave hill is a master hypnotist and an accomplished illusionist – And the art of hypnotism is repetition …
dave hill is responsible for the general management of the company?s vancouver and montréal offices – Maybe I haven’t neard that announcement yet.
dave hill is called “the world’s greatest hypnotist” for his hilarious and awesome hypnotic stage show – And the art of hypnotism is repetition …
dave hill is a well known – Clearly.
dave hill is to document and send to keith sammonds – Documentation! I know what that is!
dave hill is expected to be named as the new manager of cobh ramblers by the struggling munster club tomorrow evening – We’re all doomed.
dave hill is struggling with a groin strain – Be gentle.
dave hill is composing – Better than the alternative.
dave hill is currently drumming – His fingers.
dave hill is outstanding as an enobarbus who weds his ‘barge she sat in’ poetic efflorescence to a head – Um … sure.
dave hill is looking at speakers regarding “stress – Buying stereo equipment is always stressful.
dave hill is with his father in the next room and i make a motion for us to be cool until he leaves – Maybe I’ll just leave the country.
dave hill is out of the country – See?
dave hill is 26 – Is the Internet that old?
dave hill is one of the more versatile and multitalented guides you’ll find – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is the consummate heartbreak hero – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is responsible for building deep technology capability at scale throughout accenture – It’s all an illusion.
dave hill is still thinking of something beyond the c – Perhaps … a D!
dave hill is running an sas campaign with – I think this actually is me.
dave hill is happy to be back at the big desk – As long as the office has a door.
dave hill is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping – Let me help you with that …
dave hill is acknowledged by sources inside gm and some outside observers as being a skillful politician – And master illusionist!
dave hill is vp sales for morris controls in bristol – Another possible job change?
dave hill is 61; and entertainer cher is 52 – But … I was a kid when her show was on!
dave hill is involved with the project which further strengthens the bonds between the university and local schools – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is the only one from the original demon – Hence my powers as a master illusionist!
dave hill is a writer in cleveland – It’s a city de plume.
dave hill is a wrestler in the town’s thriving underground open – Aided by being a master illusionist, no doubt.
dave hill is an – And then another shot rang out!
dave hill is at the university college northampton – Well, this place does look like a dorm, sometimes.
dave hill is the chief designer at crane song – Design is good.
dave hill is leaving regent’s wqbk – And we’ve gone incoherent over it.
dave hill is pretty high up too in my esteem – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is one of our dearest friends now – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is a musea developer in cambridge 00 – And a man of many talents!
dave hill is waiting for me at the meridian avenue entrance to the los gatos creek trail – Damn, knew I had something to do this morning!
dave hill is to play at transit click here for details – 401 Page Not Found
dave hill is hard at work with the program committee in arranging an exciting meeting – So we’ll have the break at 10:15 after Dora’s report, followed by a Hypnotism Show!
dave hill is very interested in the idea – Yeah!
dave hill is the biggest – Aw, shucks.
dave hill is a journalist and author of books on pop music – Very, very short books.
dave hill is one of the most talented songwriters and lyricists in the mid – Hence my ability to write books on pop music.
dave hill is an awesome cook – Naw, it’s all Margie’s doing.
dave hill is the london coordinator – Not on a bet.
dave hill is in line to replace webb at left – “Winston carefully airbrushed Webb out of the picture …”
dave hill is graduating from irvine valley college – I just earned by Mail Order Ministry …

(via Brad Choate)