Now we know what the monkeys are saying

Folks With Way Too Much Time On Their Hands have ported the Ook language over to the .NET framework, callling it Ook#. Ook is a computer programming language consisting of one word — “Ook” — with various punctuation marks.

Consider, for example, the standard “Hello World” program in Ook#:

# Lawrence Pit
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# (C) 2002 BlueSorcerer
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#example that prints Hello World!
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Something to remember for our next “Living Jungle” game.

(via BoingBoing)

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Grin…Oh yes! Eellee say ook? and so on and so on and so on.

On second thought this would take to much time/effort for the average Monkey Katanga, and would end in much poo flinging.

I didn’t see anything about programed poo flinging.

That’s an output function not listed here.

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