Peter David on the capture of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, known as “The Brain” of al-Qa’eda:
Bin Laden and the Brain
Bin Laden and the Brain
One is a genius, the other’s insane.
Send people to their graves
While hiding out in caves
Osama…bin Laden and the Brain brain brain brain brain
They run and run and run
And run a little more
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll cause a major war
Bin Laden and the Brain
Bin Laden and the Brain
Their terror campaign
Is easy to explain
There’s no ifs, ands or buts
The guys are nuckin’ futz.
Osama…bin Laden and the Brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
(narf!)
I think so Brain. But where will we get a cotton ball that big? Narf?
Heh. Peter does have his moments . . .