With the intensity of a thousand pulsing love pods ...

… we present the winners of Nerve.com’s Bad Erotica Contest.

It is exactly as advertised (and probably not job-web-filter-friendly). You have been warned.

Though, speaking of advertising, I’m not sure the producers of The Sea and Love the Hard Way would be particularly thrilled to see their ads on the same page …

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***Dave Does the Mastodon

14 hours ago

In the #Trump Regime, the #Environment is not considered a #PublicGood.

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5242921-trump-executive-order-environmental-protections-sunset/

17 hours ago

So did #Trump back down here because it would be a very visible and disliked aspect of his silly #tariffs?

Or did the #tech companies make concessions to the Trump tegime for future favors and/or graft?

In either case, #China is busy taking notes as to how to manipulate the United States.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-smartphones-electronics-laptops-apple-10c31e91d7790bfe8fb004f547109359

1 day ago

#Trump Regime: This is a bad ultra-terrorist dude who is so incredibly dangerous that we can't keep him in US jail, but have to send him to a foreign country slave prison to keep America's safe from his ultra-terrorist threat.

Also Trump Regime: We gave the dude to this foreign government and now we have no idea where he is.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/11/politics/kilmar-abrego-garcia-hearing/index.html

1 day ago

" #Migrants who entered the U.S. via CBP One app should leave 'immediately,' #DHS says"

#Cruelty is, of course, the purpose.

#immigration #trump #parole

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/08/g-s1-58984/cbp-one-app-migrants-dhs-border

2 days ago

Sending #immigration cops into #churches to roust possible undocumented parishioners while at prayer? "Bah. No problem. They're all drug lords and rapists, amirite?"

Suggest a vaguely church-treated business should be required to cover gay spouses in their health insurance? "WHY DO #LIBERALS HATE #CHRISTIANS SO? #FIRSTAMENDMENT! #FIRSTAMENDMENT!"

https://apnews.com/article/trump-churches-immigration-enforcement-82e5d40e8dad512a23732e9185879eeb

3 days ago

Note: when the bragging point is not about specifics on what your spending the #budget on, but on the number of zeroes in the budget, I guarantee you won't be #spending in a wise or cost-conscious manner.

It's like being asked what you're looking for in a new house and replying "It should cost a million dollars."

#Trump #defense #doge #boondoggle

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/07/hegseth-trump-1-trillion-defense-budget-00007147

4 days ago

Wherein I celebrate our 30th Anniversary.

I'm not gifting her with pearls, but she is my pearl of very great price.

https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/2025/04/08/the-big-three-oh.html

5 days ago

"Gov. Jared Polis signs bill repealing constitutional ban on same-sex #marriage in #Colorado"

The provision was left over from a less tolerant time in Colorado. Though Obergefell rendered it moot, #SCOTUS rumblings about possibly overturning that decision led to Colorado voters overwhelmingly pass a repeal initiative last year.

Small victories...

#LGBTQ #marriageequality

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/denver-gazette/colorado-gov-polis-marriage-law/article_dc497097-ed57-4ccc-b7b4-904a662e1331.html

5 days ago

As good an explanation of #tariffs (and their idiocy as imposed by the #Trump regime) as any I've seen, from #xkcd (https://xkcd.com/3073/):

6 days ago

Looks like #Trump will finally get his Kremlin/Pyongyang-style military #parade celebrating his birthday. (Yeah, it's also the 250th anniversary of the US Army, and Flag Day, but we all know why he's really doing it.)

It will be interesting to see what sort of media coverage its given.

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/761814/trump-parade-military-dc/

6 days ago

"We had to destroy the #economy in order to save it."

No, I take it back -- that's far more rational an explanation than what we're seeing from the #TrumpRegime .

1 week ago

Because it's not enough to say that some ideas are wrongthink. You have to get *rid* of those ideas, and the #books that talk about them.

Especially for potential consumers of those ideas whom you are arming to fight for you.

#Trump #hegseth #censorship #military #libraries

https://apnews.com/article/navy-dei-books-removed-library-angelou-9ac43d421bc8daffa9c055ccf8630221

1 week ago

#Republicans - "Laws to protect #trans kids must always bow to the ultimate, sacred, and essential rights of #parents to raise kids the way they see fit."

Also Republicans - "Unless they want to use those rights to get their kids gender-affirming care, in which case we have to stop them."

https://coloradonewsline.com/2025/04/04/colorado-bills-transgender-health-care-protections/

1 week ago

I feel bad for all the #vets who are facing foreclosure due to the #Trump regime arbitrarily yoinking a VA debt program without replacing it (or even sharing if they *will* replace it).

On the other hand, I wonder how many of those vets voted for the regime, on the assumption that it would be only layabout libs who suffered under the new austerity.

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/03/nx-s1-5351768/trumps-va-is-ending-a-rescue-program-thats-saved-17-000-military-veterans-homes

1 week ago

Sad, though not surprised, to see #NaNoWriMo .org shutting down. They helped me in doing a lot of the #writing I've done. While they made some serious missteps in recent years, I'll remember their efforts before that with fondness.

https://www.avclub.com/nanowrimo-to-shut-down-a-year-after-ai-comments

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