From the Bellco Credit Union:
Dear Marjorie and David
According to our records, it appears that your auto loan with Bellco should be paid off in a few months. Congratulations!
Well, I’ve heard that before.
This letter is to remind you that the title for your vehicle will be mailed to you 10 business days after receipt of the final payment.
That will be interesting to see, since I don’t think we ever sent it back after the last time. But it will be nice to be “legal” so that we can go for the replacement for the going-on-nine-years-old Saturn.
Margie notes that she forbade me to send it back, since she was convinced (not without reason) that they’d never be able to find it a second time.