Your joke for today.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he’d like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he says he expects to be “pretty busy.”
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door “Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in.” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down.
Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, “I had no idea you were so religious.”
The boy turns and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
Margie sent this to me, suggesting I might want to consider a career change.
Hrmmm…Your wifey may have a good point there. On the other hand, you are all set to spy on her internet activities.
Well, Then again…
If you are still blogging about your life and all those who grace it in 12 years you may not have too much of a problem.
Well, that is a good point. Though …
SCENE – HIGH SCHOOL, AUGUST 2015
WORTHLESS SCUM: “So, ya wanna go out?”
KATHERINE: “Um … maybe you should read my dad’s blog, first.”
WORTHLESS SCUM: “Read?”
KATHERINE: “Never mind.”
I will be watching Doyce’s blog carefully as the years go by, to see what pitfalls prevail when you’ve got a teen in the family that you blog about.
I already got a glare this weekend: “Jeez, did you tell EVERYONE about the thing I forgot for the bus on Friday?”
Well, yeah dude… I did. Cuz it was funny and sad and vaguely cute… sort of like you’re not being right now. 😉
Heh.
I wouldn’t worry too much, were I Justin — until my friends (or others) started actually reading your blog. Then I expect there to be some interesting conversations …