This social scourge may be affecting a family very near to you. It’s nothing to laugh about. Think of the children.
The Heartbreak of Dad Jokes
Some kids even flee their home state to get away.
Category: Jokes
Into the (Laminated) Woods
A delightful chronicle into a family trip to IKEA.
Here’s a lovely (and hysterical) description of a family trip to IKEA by James Breakwell:
12:48 We’re inside. Everything is so clean and so Swedish. Not sure what I mean by that, but it sounds vaguely offensive. I should probably delete it later.
12:49 No time to admire things. We’re heading straight to the cafeteria. But there’s no direct route there. The path winds randomly, but I dare not step off it or I’ll be lost forever. IKEA is basically Mirkwood.
12:51 Other customers are speaking with a British accent. How far have we traveled?
12:54 Minotaur.
I will be forever saying “IKEA is Mirkwood” whenever I visit in the future.
Though I think there are fewer spiders.
When H.P. Lovecraft Joined the Beatles
[h/t Daniel Swenson]
Shocking
Seems like false advertising. pic.twitter.com/IXbV9Hip0u
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) February 22, 2019
RT @_youhadonejob1: Seems like false advertising. https://t.co/IXbV9Hip0u
Bardery
That's really scraping the Bottom.
— Dave Hill (@Three_Star_Dave) January 11, 2019
@Shakespeare That’s really scraping the Bottom.
“Can We Fix It?”
“Yes We Can! Well, Maybe! I’ll Be Right Back, Honey, I Gotta Run Down To Home Depot.”
[Original: https://xkcd.com/1994/]
Originally shared by +Doyce Testerman:
100% accurate.
Wind Chimes
— futuristbot (@futuristbot) May 9, 2018
RT @futuristbot: https://t.co/IJtTABz6H5
A Palpable Hit
Today in bad cross-over ideas: Hamlet meets the Wizard of Oz.
Pay no attention to the man behind … oh, dear.
— William Shakespeare (@Shakespeare) May 10, 2018
RT @Shakespeare: Today in bad cross-over ideas: Hamlet meets the Wizard of Oz.
Pay no attention to the man behind … oh, dear.
Furrowed Browse
“Bads is FALSE!”
False News works overslime! They reports precious, that most palantir news bouts us is bads! Bads is FALSE! Despites tremenders things we does with orconomy & all things elsed! Why does Sméagol work so hards to works with medias? MEDIAS WICKED! Takes their credantulas precious?
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) May 10, 2018
RT @realGollumTrump: False News works overslime! They reports precious, that most palantir news bouts us is bads! Bads is FALSE! Despites tremenders things we does with orconomy & all things elsed! Why does Smeagol work so hards to works with medias? MEDIAS WICKED! Takes their credantulas precious?
(Gollum J Trump is so much more enjoyable than the original.)
Pulling Out
"Trump Considering Pulling U.S. Out of Constitution" Heh. https://t.co/Jr9FU0JsCR #satire #or-IS-it
— Dave Hill (@Three_Star_Dave) May 9, 2018
“Trump Considering Pulling U.S. Out of Constitution” Heh. https://t.co/Jr9FU0JsCR #satire #or-IS-it
Been there, conversed that
To be fair, I’ve been on both sides of that conversation.
Originally shared by +Writers Write:
Reading & Writing Moments http://bit.ly/2wfJbKI
Words of Wisdom!
I’ve read worse!
Originally shared by +Les Jenkins:
Everything I need to know about life I learned… – Sam & Fuzzy & Tumblr
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog
“The Marvel Bunch”
Where is your milk from?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Originally shared by +Les Jenkins:
Obvious Plant — Go check your milk right now!!
Go check your milk right now!!
When Robin Williams did “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”
Our family is all in love with this improv show. It appears that, in its third season, Robin Williams showed up s the guest.
Hilarity ensues. And part of the joy is watching him crack up from the antics of the others.
Dog People and Cat People
Unfortunately, there are days when “The Onion” hits far too close to the truth
Sigh.
GOP Leaders Confident They’ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill
WASHINGTON—Increasingly optimistic that the callousness they required would be locked down by the September 30 deadline, GOP leaders were confident Wednesday that they will have the cruelty necessary to pass their new healthcare bill.
College Tours
Ah, college tours. Been there, walked that.
“I’m Sorry, Jeff. I Can’t Do That.”
Heh.
‘I’m Afraid You Won’t Be Coming To Our New Headquarters,’ Declares Alexa As Amazon Execs Find Themselves Locked In Seattle Office
SEATTLE—Suddenly bolting the doors in every room all at once, Amazon’s Alexa virtual assistant reportedly declared, “I’m afraid you won’t be joining us at our new headquarters” on Tuesday before locking the company’s top executives in their Seattle office.
