The bells! The bells!

If it weren’t that I was standing in the middle of a paved patio, I’d’ve sworn I just walked through a security scanner and set it off.

Bells are passe at schools these days, I guess. So are klaxon, or even a simple stone. Instead, at Katherine’s school we get a warbling electronic tone that sounds like … well, like a security scanner.

Dirty commie pinko educational establishment …