Though ’tis better by far to loot and pillage property, if ye decide to retire and build a little house or three, or perhaps a hotel from the treasure ye’ve gathered, where’s the best place to do so?
Well, some swab with a head for numbers has figured all that out.
Put ashore at the Boardwalk, says I, and put the whole town to the torch — but not before I grab the Community Chest for meself!
(via BoingBoing)
Arrr! Statisticians Rule!!
Aye, that was a mean thing to say!
Oh MAN that was a bad pun.
If I catch your median, that was a very average comment.