More subject lines to scratch my head over.
- Still thinking? It’s time to e.nlarge you p.enis — Yeah, I’ve usually found that impedes my thinking, all right.
- make love like a teenager — Awkwardly and briefly? No thanks.
- You will never know if don’t try it! — I guess I’ll never know, then. Since that category could include “Can I outswim a shark?” and “What does molten lava feel like?” and “What’s the worse that Hells Angel could do to me?” I’m not necessarily sorry to miss the opportunity.
- As seen on Howard Stern — Because that’s likely to get me to open this.
- 62% memory improvement — Precisely.
- Stud Muffin in 5-15 minutes — Just set the oven to 350, beat two eggs into the mix …
- I think we should try again — No, I think we’ve tried quite enough.
- Beware of praying eyes — There’s a really scary story waiting to be written using that typo.
- Young winning men sensitive plants, the whole colony took alarm. The white petals kewurz — That, on the other hand, sounds like some bad 70s “New Wave” sf.
Milk out my nose!
“Stud Muffin.”