Okay, so some folks seem to be WTFing over the (hypothetical, unconfirmed, rumored) casting decisions being made for the new Superman movie, specifically Beyonce Knowles as Lois Lane, and Johnny Depp as Lex Luthor.
Now, it is entirely possible that this spells the potential for utter disaster. On the other hand, the casting of Michael Keaton as Batman led to a quirky but inspired rendition of the character. Depp, at least, has talent. And for those fearful of a quirky and goofy Lex Luthor, I only have to note that most people enjoyed the previous feature film version by Gene Hackman, played as, yes, quirky and goofy (with even quirkier and goofier sidekicks).
As to Beyonce — well, I’m dubious as to her acting credentials. On the other hand, I thought Margot Kidder was pretty mediocre in the role, too. It all depends, ultimately, on the writing and direction. I’m not holding my breath, but I’m not getting my torches and pitchforks out, either.
Now, Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka — that’s worrisome …
As long as it has:
No Flying, No uniform, Polar Bears (because their the killers of the animal kingdom), and a HUGE frelling spider (because their the killers of the insect kingdom) in the third act…I’ll be estatic!
To hell with huge spiders — I want giant preying mantises!
Honestly I’m less upset at the prospect of Depp than I am at Knowles. I like Depp and while I have a hard time seeing him as Lex Luthor, it’s still not beyond his reach.
Knowles is a lot harder to swallow from an acting standpoint as I’ve yet to see her do anything close to acting. That’s ignoring the fact that Lois would have to get one helluva tan to look anything like Knowles.
While there’s a certain joy in casting per tradition, there’s nothing about the Lois role that requires her to be Caucasian, or brunnette. It’s probably less realistic that she be bombshell gorgeous.
Willy Wonka: I’m relieved that Marilyn Manson’s name still isn’t associated with the role. Jonny Depp? Pah.