Yup, pretty much.
Just because you can stick toothpicks in your forehead and they’ll stay there and it doesn’t really hurt all that bad doesn’t mean you should go ahead and do it, at Denny’s or any other restaurant.
All those skinheads over there? They’ll beat your ass.
Yes, popping a paper bag in the mall makes a very loud noise. Yes, you can hear that shit echoing all through the place. Yes, rent-a-cops are all dicks.
Now that you’ve climbed up there, it’s a lot higher than it looks, isn’t it? Dumbass.
(via BoingBoing)
Damned straight.